Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

by cedechan / 09/29/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Arizona) / Health

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  • That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness.

    Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

    #7 - On 09/29/2012 at 6:33am by DocBastard

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  • Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

    #3 - On 09/29/2012 at 6:05am by nanpooo

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