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I don't hate twilight. I don't hate fans of twilight. I hate people who take it seriously as if the events in the movie/book are normal everyday occurrences.

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Still a better love story than Tw... oh wait... Well, if she can make more than one facial expresion, there's no way Edward is saving her ass.

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.......and the world is at a end. Oh tell her Edward is married and has kid now so there's no chance of that happening. It'll break her lil heart but oh well.

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If that wasn't a joke I'd send her to a mental institute. Firstly for her crazy fantasies, and secondly for watching twilight...

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Well you have two options: 1: Be supportive of her imagination and creativity and let her get nailed by a bus -or- 2: Be a bad parent and criticize her beliefs and goals in life. :)

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#2 is when you go to the toilet to do a poo. Oh, you mean on the list? Then it's "get a large dog and call it Jacob"

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I hope this FML was made up... Because I hope no one in this world is that dumb... If it isn't... I've lost all faith for the future of mankind.

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I can't stand the author. Personally, I think she knows shit about actual writing. But that's just me...and a bunch other people...

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Yea..... The author if those books is a TERRIBLE writer...... She needs to go back to school and PAY ATTENTION in English class.

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I don't hate twilight. I don't hate fans of twilight. I hate people who take it seriously as if the events in the movie/book are normal everyday occurrences.

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Agree and even if they were normal everyday occurrences , it's a book and a movie , there are other believable books and movies but that doesn't mean we should take them this seriously. some people just need to get over themselves and get a life

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I have a friend who has never read the books, but fervently hates them because they're sexist and teach young girls to seek abusive and unhealthy relationships...because apparently girls dating vampires is a big problem now.

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I'm completely agree 6. Its like nobody can like anything anymore without being judged. Its like well these people hate twilight so even if I like it I can't say it because I'm afraid everyond will hate me. WTF is wrong with these people and this world?

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I think he meant to point out the insanity behind that being "number 1" on her to-do list. Because unless she can do everything else from a hospital bed or coffin, that's not a very good thing to start with.

God help us, this girl needs help. How can people even begin to think Twilight is a romantic story? Controlling boyfriend, emotionally unstable girl willing to do anything for him...

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Sums up almost every teenage girls relationship nowadays... I guess that's why a lot of these little kids "relate" to that "love story."

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I'm not one of these Twilight fanatics, but really? "Controlling boyfriend?" You've clearly never read the books. Edward is a completely pussy-whipped invertebrate when it comes to Bella.

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He also prevents her from visiting her friend, going as far as to ruin her car and the only way he'll turn her into a vampire is if she marries him whchbis is blackma il. He sneaks into her bedroom to watch her sleep and it's "romatic". Twilight has about twenty screws loose, controlling boyfrien.

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I think you need to re-read the books. He doesn't ruin her car. And nowhere does he prevent her from seeing her friend. He even lets her kiss jacob. If you meant Jessica, they went out the entire day shopping before he showed up and saved her life.

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I'm ashamed to admit this but I read twilight mainly because a friend told me it was really good. Now I realize they were messing with me. But Edward does mess with her car, he disconnects some things to prevent her from seeing Jacob, this is in the third book. Edward didn't let Bella kiss Jacob she chose to so that Jacob wouldn't go fight the newborn vampires, also in the third book. And Edward had no control over Bella shopping with Jessica they weren't dating at the time.

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He discourages her from seeing Jacob because at any moment he could transform into a massive, angry, violent, uncontrollable beast. Also, I don't think asking her to marry him before he permanently changes her into an immortal, undead, blood thirsty monster is unreasonable. Oh God. I can't believe I'm even arguing about this. This is so fucking stupid. I mean, really? How would anything even remotely similar to those two scenarios I just described ever happen in real life? Sheesh. You people are

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He didn't want her to see her friend because the shape shifters were known to have bad tempers and hurt people.

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85, that's because 50 Shades of Grey started as a fanfic of twilight. Hence the blatant similarities between the two.

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Yea. I know. I just think its funny that Twilight got all the teenagers thinking this is "romantic" and 50 Shades got all the house moms and college ladies looking for an office to fall into because the way Christian acts I "romantic"

How can he oppose the tremendous momentum of a fast-moving vehicle when he can't even prevent his girlfriend from fucking some old dude?

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Never mind, I figured this was a reference to the affair with the director. Thumbs up to you perdix.

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Edward was the old dude and that's was onea the terms she used when she agreed to marry him. She didn't want to lose the human experience of losing her virginity

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