FML : Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of...

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cedechan - / Saturday 29 September 2012 04:08 / United States - Tucson

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By DocBastard | 38

#4984640 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:33

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness.

Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

By nanpooo | 6

#4984590 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:05

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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By skulltorn | 8

#4984586 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:04

First!

By Sinandraide | 4

#4984588 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:05

mhhm delicious :/

katieeamberr | 2

#4985105 - Saturday 29 September 2012 16:43

You're disgusting

juliee_xd | 3

#4986011 - Saturday 29 September 2012 22:22

LMAOOO XD

By nanpooo | 6

#4984590 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:05

Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

perdix | 29

#4984730 - Saturday 29 September 2012 13:23

They probably sent her on retroactive vacation.

In this tough economy, ...

By EvilPotato | 14

#4984593 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:06

Well, the toilet water probably tasted better than vomit. However that is seriously nasty.

cliffibom | 15

#4984921 - Saturday 29 September 2012 15:10

What the fuck? OP's incident was just plain disgusting, no one wants toilet bowl water mixed with vomit on their face.

By BAMitsnikki | 8

#4984595 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:06

I can only imagine what it might have sounded like to other people in the same toilet...

By Wheredidgrungego | 12

#4984607 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:11

Gives new meaning to the word "upchuck."

Jaxx66 | 21

#4985112 - Saturday 29 September 2012 16:50

I'm thinking that OP got a swirly. Damn, never thought someone would be so masochistic.

By DocBastard | 38

#4984640 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:33

That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness.

Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

PipingMouse | 14

#4984788 - Saturday 29 September 2012 13:58

Do you want a boy or a girl? :P

Tuffay | 14

#4984982 - Saturday 29 September 2012 15:41

Can we name it? Can we name it?

gc327072 | 29

#4985287 - Saturday 29 September 2012 17:32

"Next time, on 'I didn't know I was pregnant'.......... ".

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4986647 - Sunday 30 September 2012 3:51

I think his name should be Randall (:

By rayahbug | 3

#4984648 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:36

My god. That was by far, the grossest thing I've ever read.

zandalee | 19

#4984714 - Saturday 29 September 2012 13:17

You need to read more FML's then.

mpalmiter | 0

#4984823 - Saturday 29 September 2012 14:09

8- You obviously didn't read the Fml where the girl went to bite her boyfriends neck and had a zit pop in her mouth.

Tuffay | 14

#4984988 - Saturday 29 September 2012 15:43

The mold in the fat rolls is fairly gross as well.

aKaClickZ | 4

#4985433 - Saturday 29 September 2012 18:05

Don't forget the one where the dentist had a booger drop in the OP's mouth.

NeonPopRocks | 14

#4985781 - Saturday 29 September 2012 20:08

24- That made me gag and almost puke in my mouth.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4986049 - Saturday 29 September 2012 22:40

8- You must be new to the Internet...

lyflycat9297 | 4

#4997804 - Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:02

God, give the guy a break, will ya? He's just stating his opinion, no need to go ballistic on him or that...

By loloalltheway | 23

#4984659 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:47

That is DISGUSTING, poor you OP, poor you ...

By perdix | 29

#4984670 - Saturday 29 September 2012 12:50

That's Management's way of saying, "Get sick on your own time."

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