Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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skulltorn
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First!
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Sinandraide
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mhhm delicious :/
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katieeamberr
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You're disgusting
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juliee_xd
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LMAOOO XD
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nanpooo
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Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.
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perdix
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They probably sent her on retroactive vacation.
In this tough economy, ...
In this tough economy, ...
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EvilPotato
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Well, the toilet water probably tasted better than vomit. However that is seriously nasty.
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cliffibom
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What the fuck? OP's incident was just plain disgusting, no one wants toilet bowl water mixed with vomit on their face.
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BAMitsnikki
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I can only imagine what it might have sounded like to other people in the same toilet...
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Wheredidgrungego
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Gives new meaning to the word "upchuck."
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Jaxx66
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I'm thinking that OP got a swirly. Damn, never thought someone would be so masochistic.
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DocBastard
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That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness.
Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.
Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.
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PipingMouse
| 14
Do you want a boy or a girl? :P
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Tuffay
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Can we name it? Can we name it?
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gc327072
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"Next time, on 'I didn't know I was pregnant'.......... ".
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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I think his name should be Randall (:
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rayahbug
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My god. That was by far, the grossest thing I've ever read.
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zandalee
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You need to read more FML's then.
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mpalmiter
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8- You obviously didn't read the Fml where the girl went to bite her boyfriends neck and had a zit pop in her mouth.
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Tuffay
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The mold in the fat rolls is fairly gross as well.
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aKaClickZ
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Don't forget the one where the dentist had a booger drop in the OP's mouth.
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NeonPopRocks
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24- That made me gag and almost puke in my mouth.
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KiddNYC1O
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8- You must be new to the Internet...
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lyflycat9297
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God, give the guy a break, will ya? He's just stating his opinion, no need to go ballistic on him or that...
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loloalltheway
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That is DISGUSTING, poor you OP, poor you ...
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perdix
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That's Management's way of saying, "Get sick on your own time."
Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.