By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
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DocBastard 38
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That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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nanpooo 6
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Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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Sinandraide 4
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mhhm delicious :/

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katieeamberr 2
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You're disgusting

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juliee_xd 3
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LMAOOO XD

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nanpooo 6
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Oh gross. I hope you were able to be excused from work.

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perdix 29
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They probably sent her on retroactive vacation. In this tough economy, ...

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EvilPotato 14
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Well, the toilet water probably tasted better than vomit. However that is seriously nasty.

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cliffibom 15
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What the fuck? OP's incident was just plain disgusting, no one wants toilet bowl water mixed with vomit on their face.

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BAMitsnikki 8
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I can only imagine what it might have sounded like to other people in the same toilet...

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Wheredidgrungego 12
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Gives new meaning to the word "upchuck."

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Jaxx66 21
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I'm thinking that OP got a swirly. Damn, never thought someone would be so masochistic.

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DocBastard 38
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That wasn't food poisoning, dear. It's morning sickness. Congratulations on behalf of the FML family.

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PipingMouse 14
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Do you want a boy or a girl? :P

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Tuffay 14
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Can we name it? Can we name it?

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gc327072 30
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"Next time, on 'I didn't know I was pregnant'.......... ".

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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I think his name should be Randall (:

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rayahbug 3
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My god. That was by far, the grossest thing I've ever read.

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zandalee 19
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You need to read more FML's then.

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mpalmiter 0
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8- You obviously didn't read the Fml where the girl went to bite her boyfriends neck and had a zit pop in her mouth.

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Tuffay 14
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The mold in the fat rolls is fairly gross as well.

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aKaClickZ 4
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Don't forget the one where the dentist had a booger drop in the OP's mouth.

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NeonPopRocks 14
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24- That made me gag and almost puke in my mouth.

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KiddNYC1O 20
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8- You must be new to the Internet...

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lyflycat9297 4
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God, give the guy a break, will ya? He's just stating his opinion, no need to go ballistic on him or that...

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loloalltheway 23
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That is DISGUSTING, poor you OP, poor you ...

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perdix 29
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That's Management's way of saying, "Get sick on your own time."

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