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Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML


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On 04/18/2012 at 4:18pm - health - by 352 - United States

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I'm sorry OP, that's fucking hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.

#6 - On 04/18/2012 at 6:17pm by ladyvidel

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Haha op! Hope the cut isn't so bad! If someone asks say you rescued your boyfriend from chimpanzees

#9 - On 04/18/2012 at 6:19pm by Trisha_aus

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