Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Alice
United Kingdom
Charming
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
soawkward
Canada
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Yes
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Koda
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
anon
Addison, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
wifeofafainter
Bronx, United States
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
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kona314 1
I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out
Mr25_fml 14
I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..
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Comments (120)
pepelapew 0
I've never passed out from anything besides alcohol.
DocBastard 40
I can't tell if you're bragging that you've never passed out from anything else (and at the same time insulting people who have), or if you're bragging that you HAVE passed out from drinking too much. Either way, you look like an ass.
shovels 0
I've never passed out... I'm such a beast
thatshot808 6
Thats terrible! you should never let yourself get that intoxicated To the OP- did anyone happen to get that on camera :)
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
I pass out every night.....when I go to bed.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Awww.. Just like Romeo and Juliet
gojira666 7
Upon seeing OP pass out, the dog passed out as well
farnsworth 3
That's nothing I pass out all the
THE_A_TEEN 28
Pass out all the what, fansworth? TELL US, don't keep us in suspense...
zombicidal 11
he passed out and his face hit the send button before he could finish typing
drlove78843 6
I passed out last night from smoking a doobie
pepelapew 0
Doc bastard blows
olpally 33
69- you should prepare for the wrath of "doc-bastard"... *runs away fast to watch doc-bastard rip on you again*
TexasMud 8
Wait.....so what are we passing out? Cookies?
Pentium_4 27
hey, havin a couple beers is nice, makes you a little more tired and you wake up feeling great. as long as it doesn't become a habit
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Am I the only one who went "Awwwww"? I thought it was cute, in a way... *walks away awkwardly*
adrianxrawr 0
so who found you guys passes out?
Nathangh 2
What? do you want a cookie?
GovernorGeneral 8
Awww shiit someone already said something about romeo and juliet =3= but too bad cause i wanna say this. And so begins the story of romeo and juliet (II)
princessbits 17
Did you ever find out why he passed out?
grmnxsensati0n 4
u guys r perfect for each other!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
#2, nope, it's still a mystery #25, Thanks for threadjacking...
NuTrees 9
#25 I would have to disagree. They should be mating with different people. Someone who could save them from their lamebrain convulsions.
Torva_fml 16
Too much blood flow to the penis.
Smashhoof 15
Probably taking a nap.
kona314 1
I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's because I'm scared of passing out
Torva_fml 16
I don't usually like forum threads.... But when I feel like posting.. I.... I can't think of anything funny. Hmm, just stopping there... Feel free to finish it off. ;)
MrLookAtThere 10
I don't usually get mad at people for making a half arsed attempt at humor.. BUT WHEN I DO I GO ******* BERSERK!!!!
Torva_fml 16
It failed that bad huh? Don't blame me, it was the retarded orange cat. I swear...... I was hoping we could make a big long thread! Filled with multiple humorous posts, and then... I could compile all our knowledge to make the ultimate comment! But you guys are lame, and didnt help me out :/
grace31297 14
Yeah, well we could of, but you had to ruin it by commenting first
cradle6 13
You two are in sync! What a great relationship
ThatFml 5
That would be hilarious to watch.
getupstandup_fml 2
You might enjoy the final act of Romeo & Juliet
DaniPandi 22
I was just imagining how funny it would have been to see...
heyhihello95 12
Why would that stress you out? I'd laugh and take a picture!
zombicidal 11
I'd pull a jigglepuff and draw on his face
cradle6 13
You two are in sync! What a great relationship
beastlybeauty 4
Are you always this pretty and witty or do you work at it? o.O
ThatOneCanadian 0
i give him lessons :)
cradle6 13
68, always. How else would I pick up all the FML chicks? XD
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Smooth, like Keith Stone.
Mr25_fml 14
I wonder if that would count as sleeping together..
hateevryone 15
ya'll both must have medical problems.
kristena103 14
Yall comment must be very stupid. Stupid
moop256 10
Hurp a de durp durp that's a good cleatis
DontModMeDammit 10
*Y'all
dressedskeleton 10
11) You're wearing glasses in your picture- so you must be long or short-sighted. Which means you have a "medical problem" too. Just saying.
DEMACIA_fml 6
*Imitated blowing smoke away from invisble pistols* DOUBLE KILL.
DEMACIA_fml 6
*Imitates. *Invisible Sorry about the typos.
Mr_Eradication13 9
BAMF