By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 386
You deserved it 8 450

Same thing different taste

Top comments

grahmagog 14


tehaustiebear 34

Perhaps OP was eating chicken, and the piece he recieved was the breast?

This is becoming some sort of elderly FML competition. XD

Where is our goddamn old people category?

Time to drop the fork and pick up some dumbbells

Weird that she even noticed... Why was she even looking?

timss4 19

Cause looking at anyones torso isn't unnatural at all...?

there's alwaaaays a smartass -.- I just thought it was weird that his grandma was looking at his man boobies. Fucka yoo bic boi for making me feel stupid

#44, not even Buk Lau will get you out of this one. Wai yu do dis too dae?

Wizardo 33

Probably from eating too much or your grandmother's glasses are so thick she can see into the future at a time where you do have some breastases.

that's my new word "breastases" sounds so fancy

To which you replied "That's how it all starts gramps. First you see things, then you hear things, and then the mind finally lets go. You know, I'll be the one looking after you, if you could legally call it that"

grahmagog 14
MzZombicidal 36

The elderly can be quite mean! Just don't let it upset you too much, OP. :)