By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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Ranimal 12
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Elderly people for the win, again.

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grahmagog 14

I got the moobs like jabba

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Ranimal 12
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Elderly people for the win, again.

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tehaustiebear 34

Perhaps OP was eating chicken, and the piece he recieved was the breast?

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HKCgrimmjow 15
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Your a big boy now

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Sacytrl 28
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This is becoming some sort of elderly FML competition. XD

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DaniPandi 22
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Where is our goddamn old people category?

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FALLENSEBZERO 16
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Time to lay off the chocolate spread!

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jerzjay 17
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Time to drop the fork and pick up some dumbbells

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LissaMccracken 23
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Weird that she even noticed... Why was she even looking?

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timss4 19

Cause looking at anyones torso isn't unnatural at all...?

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LissaMccracken 23
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there's alwaaaays a smartass -.- I just thought it was weird that his grandma was looking at his man boobies. Fucka yoo bic boi for making me feel stupid

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JACKxRAWR 22
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#44, not even Buk Lau will get you out of this one. Wai yu do dis too dae?

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Wizardo 33

Probably from eating too much or your grandmother's glasses are so thick she can see into the future at a time where you do have some breastases.

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Pesticides 19
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that's my new word "breastases" sounds so fancy

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darwinism 30
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To which you replied "That's how it all starts gramps. First you see things, then you hear things, and then the mind finally lets go. You know, I'll be the one looking after you, if you could legally call it that"

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dontpanic_fml 32

Gramps?

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grahmagog 14

I got the moobs like jabba

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PoisonedLiquor 15
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This comment made my day! Thank you. :)

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jw90 18

Maybe it's time to think about exercise?

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KBurns207 17
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"I see yours are past your knees." *Eats ice cream*

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Brandon_NW 9
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Haha good one!!

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Yeah! They're like normal breasts exept no-one likes moobs.

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MzZombicidal 36

The elderly can be quite mean! Just don't let it upset you too much, OP. :)

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