tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
alex327
Dayton, United States
Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
ohhhgross
Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Becky
Suspicious minds
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Barquisimeto, Venezuela
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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dva976 7
U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.
Chibiko 9
Shove the tic tac box up her butt.
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dva976 7
U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.
mrs_bruno_mars 14
Maybe they have really tiny nostrils. Or they were just stupid enough to inhale.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I'm sure doctors have seen worse than just a tic tac up the nose.
Keyman1212 14
Perhaps it was the rare giant Tic Tac, found in only the remotest of Canadian provinces. To see one out of the wild like this is a great honor and privilege. Their regular habitat consists of the nostrils of Grizzly Bears, but when provoked, they will take refuge in a human nostril.
trollfaced 2
Who else thought it was a thumb tack?
steviesnm 6
20: Just you.
StoryOfTheYear 15
*Looks at 20* *facedesk*
Amrel 10
*Looks at 20* *facepavement*
Keyman1212 14
*Looks at 37 copying 35* ******** copy cat*
StoryOfTheYear 15
*Looks at 41 copying 35's asterisks* *Rages*
teague95 16
*looks at 41 who's looking at 37 who's copying 35* *rages like 45*
Keyman1212 14
Combo breaker, mother *******.
Mikko8 15
mby it was the whole pack? btw, double combo breaker
hellbilly205 17
Great spelling 54...
xcarxcrashx 9
My cousin stuffed on in her nose when she was a tot. They had to go to dr as well to get it out. Something about tic tacs i guess
Mauskau 36
You know those shiny books with the removable plastic stickers that you can reuse over and over? I had a teletubbies one of them as a child and shoved a 'tubbycake' up my nose. It didn't come out until I sneezed. My sister also put a bead up her nose and went to hospital.
monkeebalz 0
She likes to keep her pranks fresh
primadonna9396 16
It's rare for me to actually, physically laugh at a comment, but yours did it 112. Did your parents manage to yell at you without laughing?
Wacuco 0
Shouldn't have inhaled...
leadman1989 16
Challenge accepted. *Holds breath
hellbilly205 17
Anyone else notice OP's name? Haha
kjcookie10 9
At least it wasn't a penny...
Lostinspacealone 0
Oh yea that happens to me except it was a wad of paper... And it was in my ear
SarcasticUnicorn 9
LOL
Chibiko 9
Shove the tic tac box up her butt.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Speaking of Tic-Tac boxes. Has anybody ever left the one side closed and blown into the other side you open to take the Tic-Tacs out? It makes the world's most entertaining sound.
Amrel 10
When i was little i would take them to school and pretend it was medication so I would leave the class to and eat a tic tac, and drink a cup of water:)
teague95 16
Wait Tic-tacs aren't medicine? No wonder my erectile disfunction hasn't cleared up. (pun intended on the "up" part)
cosmosis 12
44- pun intended? Oh really you shouldnt have... Maybe your erectile problems may be linked to the fact that you are only 16? Just a thought.
teague95 16
*wooshhh* right over your head. Learn what a joke is.
AddeU 0
You ruined the pun when you explained it.
teague95 16
Ah well enjoy the ruined pun and move on
girl112891 7
I'd tell her I'm pressing charges against her for attempted man slautar and the police will be picking her up in a few days. Just let her believe that for a while as revenge ;)
Mforce 8
59- I know a fifteen year old with erectile disfunction. So the erectile disfunction thing is relevant..
Climaxx 11
Whoa, how far did she jam it up there?!
xSonic 9
Further than my tampon
SecretMe00 5
46-- your tampon? You're a guy. How's that add up..
thisisafunnyname 12
When I was 3 I shoved a bead up my nose and went to the hospital. Yeah, I was a pretty dumb kid. Anyway, it wasn't that far up, my mom just didn't want to get it more stuck by trying to get it out.
omarzrgz 3
46 has a mangina? (did I spell that right?)
xSonic 9
Yes.
ladiesman219 4
Unbreakable sister bond.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Don't describe the error of intercourse with your sister and her miniscule penis ....INCEST IS NO JOKE
leogirl95 12
At least it wasn't a tack
Pentium_4 27
she's a special kind of evil. haha
StoryOfTheYear 15
Reminds me of Professor Chaos from South Park.
Pentium_4 27
hahaha so true
ThatFml 5
How does it even get stuck...?
Ninelives_fml 3
Who knows. I just want to know why it was even put in there.
brianfantana32 10
Tic tac bombs for the military!!!!!
superpoptart 24
That's a lovely sister you've got there.
Amrel 10
The sister will be the cause of the next great block buster! *in Jason Statham voice* So your telling me, if i dont get this tic-tac out of my nose i'll die? Jason Statham is the " Tic-Tacler!"
kimmiekimmiekong 0
okay ur sister may of attacked u but how the hell did u allow her to put something in your nose. u had to have had one hand open when she was putting the tic tax in your nose. im just saying.
rachel_potter 13
Sit on their chest and hold their arms down with your knees
Prescott6185p 6
Your the stupidest person ever? You've never tried to fight someone who is sitting on your chest? That's sad, it's pretty hard to fight back!
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
You're
ToniMelinda 0
Uhh he was playing video games. So when I attacked my brother he didn't have any free hands. and he's seven.
periwinkle95 10
Haha 11 calls them "Tic Tax"
Ciraxas 7
You know humans have more parts then their arms, right? Sitting, kicking, pinning, or punching was probably involved.