tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
DeepTaccer
United Kingdom
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
alex327
Dayton, United States
Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
ohhhgross
Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Becky
Suspicious minds
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Anonymous
Barquisimeto, Venezuela
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
bloody hell
Para?aque, Philippines
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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dva976 7
U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.
Chibiko 9
Shove the tic tac box up her butt.
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Comments (141)
causticgirl 6
Your sister is an evil genius. If the tic tac was minty it may have irritated the nasal passage causing swelling and making it impossible to just blow that little sucker out. And it may be shoved in there sideways as well
KiddNYC1O 22
My little brother once threw a steel butter knife at me and it was headed towards my mouth- I caught it with my teeth. I swear on everything I've got.
Ninetales247 2
ouch
Okayitwasme 0
Ouch! That could dissolve to a point then get stuck and become a huge infection.
rustslog 0
What flavor
Argenisjose 9
You should have rocketed out the tic tac in to her mouth.
VampireKissesXO 10
Awww sisterly love. Guess you'll be smelling oranges or mint everytime you breathe.
Roevera 14
If you wanted to get it out, completely plug the opposite nostril and have someone you really trust and are comfortable with blow into your mouth like you're giving CPR. It'll shoot right out.
maddienoelle 13
An M&M is worse, take my word.
Glassmaster 0
To paraphrase Walter Cunningham in "To Kill a Mockingbird": If you can't defend yourself against a girl, you're just gonna have to take it.