Suspicious minds

By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
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Hope you are okay, OP. Also, do you mind me asking how a forklift was involved?

when you are better, smack the self centered, narcissistic ego outta that b***h. then ruin her party next year on purpose.

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I would have hoped that she would have been more .. uplifting

Hope you are okay, OP. Also, do you mind me asking how a forklift was involved?

when you are better, smack the self centered, narcissistic ego outta that b***h. then ruin her party next year on purpose.

After reading the first few words, the "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle started playing in my head. Barbecue sauce!

I hope after you get better you can arrange a small accident involving her knees and a hammer

First arrange an ice skating party. Then get her.

The Tanya Harding protocol.

Time to celebrate your survival and not even think about her drama for a while.

I bet OP works at Amazon. They're really focused on safety but it only takes a second for someone to get skewered. They burn through people so fast most have minimal experience, while working 10 hour minimum days with random mandatory OT means a lot of exhausted employees frantically trying to hit their mandatory metrics.