Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
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Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I was rushing with the dishes when I scraped against a very sharp knife, which left a noticeable cut right down my wrist. No one believes my story that it was a freak kitchen accident, they think that I’m either an attention seeking fucknut, or crying out for help. FML
Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML
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Jonkbaby 22
Hope you are okay, OP. Also, do you mind me asking how a forklift was involved?
D J's MOM 17
when you are better, smack the self centered, narcissistic ego outta that b***h. then ruin her party next year on purpose.
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Jonkbaby 22
I would have hoped that she would have been more .. uplifting
Jonkbaby 22
Hope you are okay, OP. Also, do you mind me asking how a forklift was involved?
D J's MOM 17
when you are better, smack the self centered, narcissistic ego outta that b***h. then ruin her party next year on purpose.
RichardPencil 30
After reading the first few words, the "I Want My Baby Back Ribs" jingle started playing in my head. Barbecue sauce!
protoskore 27
I hope after you get better you can arrange a small accident involving her knees and a hammer
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
First arrange an ice skating party. Then get her.
SirEnigM0nk 22
The Tanya Harding protocol.
PhoenixM0m 2
Time to celebrate your survival and not even think about her drama for a while.
Brightside86 30
I bet OP works at Amazon. They're really focused on safety but it only takes a second for someone to get skewered. They burn through people so fast most have minimal experience, while working 10 hour minimum days with random mandatory OT means a lot of exhausted employees frantically trying to hit their mandatory metrics.