Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
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Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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dva976 7
U couldn't have shot it out your nostril? It's only a tic-tac.
Chibiko 9
Shove the tic tac box up her butt.
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Comments (141)
mimeshadow 1
Im sorry but this made me laugh. But i feel sorry for you because it must hurt. A lot. I know because i had a friend that was stupid enough to crush two tic tacs and sniff it. :/
pslcdsl 9
Wow she has great precision to be able to shove a Tic tac up your nostril in a matter of seconds. Is she like a ninja or something?
XXxxUFCxxXX 8
That's one great sister. :P Sorry dude
Fancyy 0
Tic tac rocket. No need for a hospital bill. I can only imagine what they are sayin about youu at the hospital.
A100893 30
Did you try sneezing it out? When I was young I stuck a bead up my nose and then sneezed it out on my mom. Your sister is a G. Shove a skittle up her nose as payback. Then she can 'inhale the rainbow'.
divadro102 16
Well, can't say you don't have a stuffy nose
littlemsweirdo 12
Interesting bond. :) Also, I thought tweezers were invented.....
natashax21 5
You must of put up a real good fight....
high_tower87 9
You let a girl beat you up? Weak.
hellbilly205 17
How do you know there not both girls?
THE_A_TEEN 28
You still believe in the stereotype that women are '"weak" and that men who get beat up by women are "weak" or a "pussy"??? WEAK!!!!
captainfalcon7 0
smelly boogers??