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Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27995) - you deserved it (2079)

On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

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at least you dont have to worry about him hogging the shower.

#1 - On 12/29/2011 at 6:05am by the17doctor

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The living room is looking pretty darn inviting, eh?

#3 - On 12/29/2011 at 6:05am by drawmesunshine

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