Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.

And I just got a terrible idea for bite sized spoons...

Better hurry up and patent that lmao! I'd definitely buy spoon shaped pretzels! It would make dips and salads so much more fun.

I feel your pain. I once cracked a tooth on an onion ring in my school lunch room.

how hard was that onion ring...

Hard enough to crack a tooth, I presume.

I did it on a fork

A new meaning for "metal mouth"

Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..

Yeah, I had that happened before. It was like a weird, painful, stinging sensation. It was the only time I literally screamed for ice cream.

Ouch!

I chipped my tooth on an apple... I guess an apple a day keeps the doctor away but not the dentist, eh?

nice rhyming

You can be like wolverine, but with claws coming out of your mouth

Your avatar goes well with that comment.

Those are rainbows. 7 referred to claws

This comment chain is a mess.

Sounds like it just wasn't your cup of tea.

I was too late, I see.
I would have had glee.

I think subconsciously you wanted to eat the spoon.

There is no spoon.