By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.

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kangx1 28

Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Just got an awesome idea for a pretzel spoon.

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MrSassypants 33

And I just got a terrible idea for bite sized spoons...

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MrsPegg 45

Better hurry up and patent that lmao! I'd definitely buy spoon shaped pretzels! It would make dips and salads so much more fun.

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SadWorker00000 3

I feel your pain. I once cracked a tooth on an onion ring in my school lunch room.

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kangx1 28

Poor you OP. I remember once I chipped my tooth and thought Ice Cream would sooth the pain.. Let's just say I still regret that..

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MrSassypants 33

Yeah, I had that happened before. It was like a weird, painful, stinging sensation. It was the only time I literally screamed for ice cream.

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WolfAvenge 22

I chipped my tooth on an apple... I guess an apple a day keeps the doctor away but not the dentist, eh?

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

You can be like wolverine, but with claws coming out of your mouth

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Zarcissa 34

Your avatar goes well with that comment.

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buckstop1 37

Those are rainbows. 7 referred to claws

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UserOfTheMind 24

Sounds like it just wasn't your cup of tea.

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SAGARCo 19

I was too late, I see. I would have had glee.

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Jryan952015 7

I think subconsciously you wanted to eat the spoon.

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