Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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Shzusuziq 16
Time to change the locks!
RichardPencil 30
And apartment in the backyard? Is that a treehouse? I don't understand the relevance of when this apartment was built in relation to the step-mom arriving. Normally I'd ask if your step-mom is hot, but I'm too confused.
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RichardPencil 30
And apartment in the backyard? Is that a treehouse? I don't understand the relevance of when this apartment was built in relation to the step-mom arriving. Normally I'd ask if your step-mom is hot, but I'm too confused.
sarsuela 29
If it was built by her it could be more complicated as this apartment could have been meant to accomodate step-mom's relatives or something. But it was built before so it's pretty simple - she has no business going there.
RichardPencil 30
Of course she has business there -- either getting clean and/or whatever women do in showers (the OP may have an especially stimulating detachable shower head ;) )
coius 23
In california, my uncle converted a large shed (330sq ft) to a 1-floor tenancy and rented it out. The person who rented it got free electricity, free internet, free water and free gas (my uncle is a plumber by trade) which has its own full bath, small kitchen, large sliding-door closet and its own heat/AC system. I imagine this is what he’s referring to is a unit like this. Its almost completely stand-alone. Has its own path from front driveway to its door.
Shzusuziq 16
Time to change the locks!
suntrkr 9
ask her if she would like you to wash her back. or maybe her front. she obviously knows what she's doing.
pbruins84 20
A lot of **** movies start that way.