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Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (3238)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

#5 - On 09/27/2011 at 12:59pm by GrammarNaziFTW

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Seize the opportunity while u can

#7 - On 09/27/2011 at 1:00pm by cBlackout

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