Young at heart

By If IQs could be negative... - 26/12/2014 19:28 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Spicy
Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML
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ZY1431 24

well id say if he has to bug you for sex and you finding it great that he wont be bugging you for sex, there's a problem.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Well, your husband had the balls to go ahead with the bet. Whether he still literally has the balls is another question though.

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speakfreely 21

This is too hilarious, but why would you be happy about not having sex

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buddysboy9 11

What is you had an embarrassing pube? Girls go to the extreme of waxing their vaginas I don't see how this is too different

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lil_ham1644 29

Pouring hot wax is different than holding an actual flame on your crotch

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Zenechai 2

Well, there's definitely a fine line there. Holding an open flame (that has a pretty universal, consistent temperature every time you make one), next to your extremely thin-skinned, sensitive private parts, is absolutely stupid and the results are predictable. With body waxing, different types and brands of wax use different heating methods and heat to different temperatures. It's always varied. While you're supposed to test the wax before you apply, the skin on your fingers is a lot thicker than your pubic skin, so what doesn't seem hot when you stick a finger in it can seem scalding and excruciatingly painful when actually applied. I hope that helps to explain the difference a little.

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knoxxx 22

The pain of waxing doesn't come from the heat of the wax, it comes from the actual ripping of your hair out of its follicle, in my opinion at least

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sammyjanette 17

Maybe her husband sucks at sex, and she finds it a chore. Wouldn't be the first person, and certainly won't be the last to feel that way.

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lil_ham1644 29

Maybe she should say what she dislikes & likes & it would improve. My bf & I talk about it all the time & even after 4 years, we are constantly all over each other

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BlameTheOwls 14

I tried communicating with my ex for 3 years...it never got better. communication has to go both ways

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MissBehavin77 18

Won't be bugging you for sex is a plus? Sounds more of an fml for him.

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dylanhasemann 9

You're the moron for forgetting to put a "the" between to and hospital.

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lazyslumber 18

I see both as a downside OP. It's unfortunate for you that you are unable to enjoy the sex.

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logicrules 11

Maybe your married to a bloke with a sense of humour and he's married to a boring frigid moron.

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sweetnsourrr 11

I kind of don't feel sorry for you because you married him and the upside is you don't get have sex with him....Im confused. Why are you still married to someone you can't stand? I dont know you and I dont want to jump into assumptions, but you kind of seem like a bitch.

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