You, your sex is on fire

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 18:00

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Today, I mixed drunkenness with sensual oils, a lot of whiskey, a massage, and scented candles, which resulted in accidentally setting my husband's back hair on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 401
You deserved it 1 153

Same thing different taste

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Seems your drunk behavior results in hurting others

Yow! Poor you. You're lucky you didn't set fire to your hands, the table, the bed, the bottles of sensual oils, and the whole bedroom with that. Let's hope you use wax to remove your husband's back hair next time.

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Seems your drunk behavior results in hurting others

Yow! Poor you. You're lucky you didn't set fire to your hands, the table, the bed, the bottles of sensual oils, and the whole bedroom with that. Let's hope you use wax to remove your husband's back hair next time.

Pink_Turnips 14

it was on purpose, she was tired of the back hair and devised the perfect plan to blame it on the alcohol

Are you really sorry that his back hair got singed off? You probably need to take this story to the sister site: FMyLife, Weeenk!😉