Today, my husband nearly set our apartment on fire, all because he attempted to burn any evidence of his affair with his mistress, including the used latex condom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was attempting to trash my cheating boyfriend’s house. While I was pouring gasoline all over his belongings, he decided to come home early with the little homewrecker. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
Today, my husband got fired from his job as a maintenance man at our apartment complex for accidentally letting a hooker into someone's house. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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RichardPencil 32
And you ended up finding the used condom anyways. I'd say his plan... ...wait on it... ...backfired.
RichardPencil 32
It's going to be tough to find a lawyer specializing in divorce and arson.
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RichardPencil 32
And you ended up finding the used condom anyways. I'd say his plan... ...wait on it... ...backfired.
Charlie Given 28
well time to lawyer up sorry for your op
RichardPencil 32
It's going to be tough to find a lawyer specializing in divorce and arson.
OnReceivingEnd 18
But worth it.