Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
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Today, I saw my roommate walk out of his room into the kitchen with a used condom in his hand, and plop it into the garbage disposal. "I don't really trust this girl" is all he said before he opened his door and walked back into his room. FML
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AVGIII 14
What has been seen cannot be unseen...
stephhrunsaway 21
Aw, man. Shave me from the horrid details of this story!
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Comments (109)
olpally 32
Going Brazilian? Giggity :) haha. But seriously, she can't do that elsewhere like over a toilet? :/
Alycat6363 15
She could have at least taken a plastic bag or something to the bathroom and did her business there.
stephinie 8
What a hairy situation!
the_zero_article 15
Did you mean: what the actual ****?
ImAFaker 29
No Siri. You always get everything wrong.
jrock9093 18
At least it was in the trash lol
steffidallasbfl 16
That's dirty /:
SnowboarderFX 14
It's cleaner now!
Paradoxxxx 16
Damn, that's a whole load of awkward
macelonel 26
but it's No Shave November
wholock 12
That mainly applies to males
SexyQueen0905 24
#72: ...and the joke goes completely over your head. Zoom!
angelitared 27
What a ***** bag, using your trash can....the nerve
crackz12 10
Can't tell if this is really bad sarcasm or if you missed the point here..
thisismylifesoo 11
thats very uhm… lady like o.O
worldclassrager 39
Lock the door? Honestly why doesn't she shave her vag when she shaves her legs?
kozzard 17
plot twist: she does
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
I shave down there often but I don't shave my legs a lot because my partner doesn't give a shit.
crackz12 10
thats weird. trying to understand the point of you shaving at all?
BrotherPhil 35
So that her partner doesn't get hairs between his or her teeth?