Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
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Today, I saw my roommate walk out of his room into the kitchen with a used condom in his hand, and plop it into the garbage disposal. "I don't really trust this girl" is all he said before he opened his door and walked back into his room. FML
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AVGIII 14
What has been seen cannot be unseen...
stephhrunsaway 21
Aw, man. Shave me from the horrid details of this story!
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Comments (109)
awilliams44 9
Oh my.... Atleast she shaves
AntiPrude 26
Exactly.
dawood_k 27
You could use the pubes to floss... Stop being so naive
meloman95 7
Why does this turn me on?
underthesea12 24
At least it wasn't on your bed
lifeofpie25 16
atleast she shaves it
bikergirl93 18
at least she did it over a trashcan ...
JMichael 25
Would you rather her clog the shower drain?
brandoneyez1 25
Invite the fellas over no?
perdix 29
Everyone's missing the point here. "MY trashcan?" In a tiny dorm room, you each have to have a separate personal trashcan? Sounds like a waste of precious space. And what does it matter that pubes land in YOUR trashcan? What are you using it for -- a big soup bowl?
Chellybelly92 14
It matters when she's the one changing that trash can. It also matters that her roommate is on her side probably propping herself on her things. I lived in a dorm. It's not that small that you couldn't have your own personal small trash bin.
wholock 12
She could've shaved it in the bathtub...