By troll of a gran - 08/01/2013 17:10 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just be glad she didn't strip down and refuse to put her clothes back on.

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MriPhoneGuy 3

Can only imagine how op responded to that.

It kinda reminds me of an Arby's roast beef sandwich...

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Schizomaniac 24

19-Thank you for putting that so eloquently. I'm sure the ladies will appreciate it.

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maimengming 10

I work at Arby's... Now I'm kind of disturbed... O.o

A taco? As in crumbly and crunchy and cheesy all at the same time? Not to mention green? You might want to go to the doctor, dude, that ain't normal. I have to say, I've never encountered one like that, and if mine was, I'd just become a noun. Honestly, just saying, a roast beef sandwich would be far less disturbing IMO.

****. Become a *nun. Although I guess I'd technically be a noun either way..

Just be glad she didn't strip down and refuse to put her clothes back on.

Play it off like you were whispering about cats ;) Makes me wonder how long the word has been in use...

slimjim8094 12

It's Old English, and it seems to have been well-known by about 1230.

Though a little embarassing for you, I would have laughed it off. Your grandma's funny.

drf94 1

65, I saw "This is 40" recently, and Paul Rudd told someone to shove something up her "iCunt." Maybe that was it. great movie.

Is your grandma Betty White by any chance?!

Betty white is too awesome to not know what **** means. She is a really modern women. She is one of the most awesome people to ever live in my book

klovemachine 24

I don't believe Betty White had any children :(

MistaBlista 9
Damian95 16

There's no school like old school I guess.