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Today, almost every girl in my contacts thinks I’m sexually unattractive, and one even said I’m "too nice.” The one girl that is sexually attracted to me only wants me for sex, and wants nothing else to do with me. FML
Hang out with your friend-zone friends and fuck your fuck buddy. All together, you'll practically have a girlfriend.
Sounds like you have the Voltron of girlfriends.