Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
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AVGIII 14
What has been seen cannot be unseen...
stephhrunsaway 21
Aw, man. Shave me from the horrid details of this story!
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Comments (109)
ahh_rats 15
Always classy, never trashy
LimeGreenCutie 9
At least she did it over the trash can and not your pillow or something.
sanecatlady 13
As if I needed one more reason never to live in a dorm.
rdenkewicz 11
I guess you learned to knock next time!
cathrope 10
Why is every one trashing the girl? I find it hot. Op must not like women. Next time Op give me a call and I'll help her out.
Alicestraza 33
OP is a woman. That being said, I like women and would be just as disgusted.
taurosx3 2
Nice.
Omniprism 14
Just remember she's going to itch like hell for shaving dry.
neums117 4
Pics or it didn't happen
Mbblack 1
Seriously guys. You shave your vulva or labias. You don't shave your ****** because it doesn't grow hair. This is as stupid as saying you shave your esophagus when you mean your face.
DavidKnows 11
Young un's nowadays prefer clinical terms, like they are talking to their doctor. I doubt ANY of them know what a vulva is! They use the generalization of "******" to avoid the soft & cuddly term "pussy".
Cazz91 21
"Hello! Just thought I would do some trimming around the hedges today. I hope you don't mind me using the trash can unless you need to dispose of something now? Can it possibly wait for five more minutes while I touch up this last little bit? Thanks!" Please don't tell me that's how it went when you walked in OP? I hope your roommate was more of the silent type instead of striking up a greeting conversation with you while shaving the pubes. That would be more awkward than silence in my opinion.