Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
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Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
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Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
Today, I saw my roommate walk out of his room into the kitchen with a used condom in his hand, and plop it into the garbage disposal. "I don't really trust this girl" is all he said before he opened his door and walked back into his room. FML
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AVGIII 14
What has been seen cannot be unseen...
stephhrunsaway 21
Aw, man. Shave me from the horrid details of this story!
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Comments (109)
pandarammer 7
At least it wasn't your razor?
Beepbeep7 14
Some people have no self respect.
ibanghellokitty 8
Hey look on the bright side she was clean about it
stephhrunsaway 21
Do YOU want pubes in your trash can?
mcbainos 8
Ain't nobody got time for that! I'm sure the look on your face would of say a million words OP, but I still feel for you
iknowiwantyou 13
sure beats having them on your floor or bed instead.
tranced_ 45
I wonder what else she uses that's yours and you don't know yet -_^
skulltorn 8
That's pretty hot, wish I had a roommate like that.
buckdharma 37
Vag in a can. How uncanny. What will you young people think of next. * Pipes in canned laughter *
falon142012 22
It also beats having to unclog them from the sink or shower drain. Yuck.