Weird, Roommate and Intimacy: WTF roomie? - FML

WTF roomie?

By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

Spicy

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By NewRoommateNeededASAP - 13/10/2016 01:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By FreakinthePink - 06/12/2010 07:20

Spicy

Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 07:06 - United States - Corning

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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AVGIII 14

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:07

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

stephhrunsaway 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:07

Aw, man. Shave me from the horrid details of this story!

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scootersgirl1987 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 3:11

ewwww, why not just do that in the bathroom like everyone else, or at least give you a heads up, like, he, i am going to be doing some maintenance, just keep away for a bit!

Princess107 3

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:11

Dats crazy lol

agentcocotte 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:27

At least it was over the trash! Imagine her pubes all over the floor

dane18 12

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:29

Coulda been worse..

Dubsgirl 10

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:46

Time to get a new roommate?

icepick23 12

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:40

That is hot. Just saying...

wrathofthefist 5

Friday 15 November 2013 4:54

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

IIIIIIIII 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 13:37

Eh it could've been worse

KR12T3N 15

Friday 13 December 2013 7:20

#Trashy

cgirl5 4

Saturday 21 December 2013 16:54

I'd apply for a new roommate...

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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

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Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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Today, I got a secondhand message from my mother to not jerk off so much. I know it’s secondhand because my wife says the same thing. They’re in cahoots and lie to one another: mom just wants grandkids, and my wife doesn’t want a smile on my face she didn’t put there. FML

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