By sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 017
You deserved it 6 930

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What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.

pablothepenguin 2

Your face is his **** block...?

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What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.

you might be ugly or he likes you to bend over.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY YDI

^^^ You're comment is gonna get buried so fast...

why? he's correct, ugly people with a f-able as* should always cover their faces during sex

"Just put this paper bag over your head." "Why?" "Because... it's kinky."

jonathanhand 0

OP never said the boyfriend only appreciates her for sex. I doubt he would care what way she was facing if he only used her for sex.

19. It's cause everyone on Fml takes stuff way to seriously now...

"She put a bag on my head." "Still counts."

JennaMason 6

OR she might not be ugly. she might just make ugly faces during sex.

Or her father didn't prepare her for the real world.

ShanieceRamirez9 0

u single.

Just put a bag over his face then let him do it with you anyway or position

you're a bigger dick that OP's boyfriend! guys these days!

Crazy4Christ 0

that was such a funny video!

mismonroe 0

Says someone who has 69 in their screen name lmao

op should also find someone who's not gay... like brokeback mountain, he only likes it from the back for a reason.

LOOOL!!! I like that comment!

nikkibear123 4

I kno right

at least u still get laid?...lol on a serious note, u should jus dump him then being he dosent like the way u look

pablothepenguin 2

Your face is his **** block...?

yyyydyyyy 0

or maybe it's so beautiful that when he looks at it he cums instantly

**** down azz up, that's the way he likes to ***

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Show it anyway

Ha! You don't have a picture of yourself so you have no room to talk.

Jojo08_fml 0

kickass, I like your picture(:

If that's the case, I think that it's time for her to dump him.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

ha! I hope someone pisses in your mouth while you sleep! bitch.

meggieh815 0

53- there are moderators other than sirin?

or maybe op has a really funny o-face and her bf just doesn't want to laugh at her?

MissBunnyWillEat 11

61, yes. there are several. Alan is kind of a ninja , though.

meggieh815 0

hahaha, oh I see.

ienjoithinqs 0

she probably has a baby face and he doesn't want to feel like a child molester when having sex with her so he makes at as much as possible to not see her face :)

you should break up

what for liken doggy style?

No, for being a shitdick.

if u break up with him because he likes his sex with u on your stomach, your an idiot. if u know anything about sex....different positions give different feelings. maybe that one is his favorite ;) I know it's mine.....

mismonroe 0

I'm sure OP is being an annoying, overly sensitive female. Doggy style, or Froggy if she means literally on her stomach is AMAZING, it's like G-Spot Christmas. So maybe he's not really being a douche.

I like Christmas.

imnotcraZ 0

that is insulting on so many levels...I don't even have a joke for that...any suggestions?

futtbuck101 1

Put on a paper bag with a little hole in it?

TheDrifter 23

Even if the face isn't working for him, at least op has the kind if ass he fantasizes about?

DaveOnDope 4

I have loads of suggestions. But I've been told I'm not to warp peoples tiny little minds anymore. Ummmm, always use a condom or dental dam with only the appropriate lubricants or flavorings depending on the situation? (Always worked for me.)

Alysin 14

it sounds like you need a better guy

meggieh815 0

I hope he's your ex boyfriend?

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FUGLY, DEAL WITH IT, YDI

meggieh815 0

.. I didn't say anything rude towards OP. I don't have a picture on here because I don't know how to do it. You don't have a picture of yourself either...

rosha267 21

Are you sure it's not just because it feels amazing? Either way your guy sucks for not changing it up

DaveOnDope 4

Variety is indeed the spice of life!