Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Top comments
AlittleSanity 11
You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.
iSativa 24
Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.
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Comments (88)
Fitzinator1995 13
Did he get the hint?
SpaceRaptor 8
Yeah cause the only guys worth anything pretty much think of marriage 24/7
SpaceRaptor 8
The only cool way to end that situation would to be like "think about it" wink then run away , interpretive dance wouldn't kill your chances either.
tannara 12
Oh shittt
worldclassrager 41
Oops...well maybe things will get better next time you see him...
mkcherry 14
If he didn't remember you he probably didn't even notice that wasn't your right last name. Some guys find confused/ shy girls cute so there's a chance you didnt completely blow it.
Enslaved 38
I'm surprised no one commented "Shut up, Meg!" Couldn't the OP play it off like she was saying "Hi, it's me Megan. . . Thomas" as if she was just saying his name? I know lots of people that get called by their last names like they do in the military. Worth a try.
azarith 2
Yeah, he could've taken it as her making a direct address. If you're friends then some group of friends call each other by their last name.
leahb99 15
Two kinds of people...
sunnyray812 42
Nervousness gets all of us to make mistakes.
Enslaved 38
Flattered that she was nervous and tongue tied not because of marriage. :P