By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 348
You deserved it 5 110

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ImThePope 2

You said it's been 10 years... Come on OP, we aren't elephants ):


bthomas0319 2

I always want to know what the "comment moderated" says!

Fohz 9

No big deal. Not everyone is good with names and it's been ten years.

mattmadden 0

#5 Is exactly right. I don't know what it is lately but I'm having trouble understanding why so many crappy FML's are being posted. Some things you have to wonder why or how the post is an FML. Out of the hundreds of FML's I've read this is definitely one of the crappy ones.

haha sounds like a great guy! [reminds me of an Eminem song]

wow you dumb ass that's why the guy commented that first!!

Aw, it happens OP. I'm pretty bad with remembering peoples names. but that still is sad :/

the conversation should have started like " hi my name is _______. idk if you remember me but we went to school together.". (2nd person choice 1) "oh yeah I remember you..." (2nd person choice 2) " oh yeah you're that guy who________" [insert embarrassing school memory] followed by awkward laughter (2nd person choice 3) " sorry I don't remember you, who are you again..." starting a sentence like so should avoid that awkward moment where op's friend forgets op's name.

friends are like a fart in a mitten sometimes they amuse you and sometimes you don't know why they are there.

cptmorgan15 2

Fart in a mitten was funny the first time I saw it. That's it. It was a good random comment, but don't overplay it.

I can fart in a mitten anytime I want baby.

Heather_x0x0 6

you stole my idea!!!! bahahahha!!! Hi my name is (what?) my name is (who?) my name is (chicka chicka) Slim Shady!

YDI for not being in a cheese factory sitting on expired cheese feeding a cow purple bricks.

Try less PCP in the crack pipe next time, MrNiceGuy.

KingDingALing 9

Less PCP means he needs more shrooms. Doc, can you prescribe me some?