Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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AlittleSanity 11
You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.
iSativa 24
Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.
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Comments (88)
perdix 31
You should have dropped to one knee and offered him a diamond ring. He'll be so confused, you will be Megan Thomas in a few weeks!
starile 20
Megan used: CONFUSION! It was super effective!
jdeezy01 13
It's a cute story to tell your future kids
jerryj 27
Good idea. We could even take it a few notches further and make a show about it called "How I Met Your Father".
kingdomgirl94 29
That's when you correct yourself and say how weird it was for you to have recently changed your last name from your father's name to your mother's maiden name. Old habits die hard. Oh his last name is Thomas too? What a small world.
meaui 5
I should hire you to fix all THE weird shit I blurt out haha
jw90 18
That's embarrassing. Maybe he didn't notice..
JonasL 12
Some how I think it would be hard not to notice.
ThePK 5
I feel like she was channeling Hinata Hyuga...
utrax 23
Don't worry OP, that's just cute. Maybe he thinks so too. :)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol. I wonder what his initial reaction was.
mFUNdo21 17
or he thought it was creepy and was disturbed
rlTlk 13
Well if he didn't remember your last name he will now. You definitely left an impression, hopefully it's a good one :) And I can't blame you, I do that stuff all the time I have pretty bad dyslexia say things backwards mixed up and every way you could think of.
3yellowzebras 19
I have the same kind of dyslexia! Perfect at reading and writing but when I talk It comes out muddled up, I get aphrasia pretty bad too :/
TheLittleBear 19
I'd be tempted to just go for broke at that point.