Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
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tounces7 27
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She sounds like she's a damn drama queen making a stupid show for attention. I seriously don't like spiders but if someone is holding one in their hand it's not going to bother me...because it's in THEIR hand, not mine.

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RichardPencil 30
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Thanks a lot! You got "Hamster Dance" stuck in my head again! Takes months to extricate. Thanks to you, it's baaaack. I had hamsters when I was a kid. Nasty little bastards. Biting and always trying to escape. Your choices for pets are #1 Dog, #2 Cat There is no #3. Any pets beyond the aforementioned ones are bullshit!

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Paul Storstein Anderson 5
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I love hamsters, but their lifespans are too short. Guinea pigs make better pets, imo. Last longer and are more social too.

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tounces7 27
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She sounds like she's a damn drama queen making a stupid show for attention. I seriously don't like spiders but if someone is holding one in their hand it's not going to bother me...because it's in THEIR hand, not mine.

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