Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was in a car with my housemate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Great friends you have there..
kingdomgirl94 29
Next time 'forget' to invite them to any party or gathering you have. Top notch friendship there.
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Comments (71)
SirGmoney 9
even if they forgot about the gathering you still have great friends.
Nilorak 24
How are they great?
mbuck87 19
Lol are you one of the friends?
amisenho 11
Sure, they might be friends for agreeing to meet up at OP's house in the first place instead of avoiding him altogether or declining his invitation, but I wouldn't call them *great* friends.
chabelo 10
They were bored with you but they didn't tell you and that one was the easiest scuse to get out and do something else, anyway they could just tell you or ask you to join them.
DanceJunkie98 4
The word is "excuse". Not "scuse". You're not five, and speech impediments are not typed out. Seriously, learn English.
FucYoCouch 13
30, you know, there are nicer ways to go about the spelling. Plus "scuse" is slang. You wouldn't jump down someone's throat if they said "gonna" or "cus" would you? I'd understand if there were multiple mispellings and what not but there weren't. It was a bit uncalled for.
TORM3NT 1
Haha
edward80 18
It's time to change your circle of friends
amypr 20
Why did they all leave to pick him up? Wouldn't one have been able to get the job done?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
it happens
SunTzu2 9
Get over it and laugh it off. It's not so bad and one day you'll be forgiven too
buckdharma 38
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down
Luluthus 41
Thar sucks. I hope they apologized, and meant it.
worldclassrager 41
Better friends might be a better idea then maybe you won't be forgotten about...