Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was in a car with my housemate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Great friends you have there..
kingdomgirl94 29
Next time 'forget' to invite them to any party or gathering you have. Top notch friendship there.
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Comments (71)
mattrd_fml 31
I don't understand why they all left you to go get him. Why didn't you go too?
nix1993 41
I did wonder as I was reading this why ALL of the people who had already arrived had to go and get him... Those people are assholes, and they aren't your friends.
whatwhyhoo 10
My though exactly. The clue should have been everyone had to leave to pick up the one guy.
Luluthus 41
I just figured that by small gathering OP meant three people and himself. That way it makes sense, friends a and b left to get friend c. The forgetting OP part I have trouble understanding. That is just inexcusable.
nix1993 41
Even if there was only 3 people, only one person needed to pick up the other friend, not two.
amisenho 11
I can just imagine 10 people climbing into a clown car and the driver telling OP, "Yeah, we'll be back with Rob in, like, a minute..."
wanted_2_want 40
Who needs enemies with friends like that!
Dracoboxer357 36
"Go where you're celebrated, not tolerated. If they can't see your true value, it's time to drop them and move on". :p Badly paraphrased, but the point's the same. You aren't a doormat, Op, don't be one.
Cadillac4427 8
I don't even understand why ALL of them had to go....it was only 1 person that needed to get picked up
Grauncho 27
Here's to hoping they get food poisoning.
Hilda_x 25
Time to find better friends.
ashjo 12
Why did they all need to go pick him up? maybe they planned this before
uarudeassbitchyo 17
What a dick move
ckerane 16
thats horrible, keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer