Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was in a car with my housemate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Great friends you have there..
kingdomgirl94 29
Next time 'forget' to invite them to any party or gathering you have. Top notch friendship there.
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Comments (71)
RinkuTheHero 13
You should have gone with them. Take the party with you. because if you just sit at home waiting for them to return, then you're not being very social yourself are you?
Brownie101abc 7
Story of my life
JD1147 27
I've had a similar thing happen as well. I organized a movie night at my place and told all my "friends" about it. They all seemed interested. They should have been, because they all said I should have a movie night at my place. One person showed up, and he wasn't one of those who said I should do it. Needless to say, these people aren't my friends anymore and I've found a much better social circle.
MrHernandez530 10
Haha sorry that's the funniest things Iv read today do far But dang that's sucks for you
robertmil90 10
get some new friends
lexisayshi 5
"Forgot"
amisenho 11
Eh, at least your "friends" bothered to show up. Any time I try to make plans to hang out with my "friends", they usually just ignore my calls and messages. On the bright side, at least my "friends" are honest about not wanting to hang out with me; they don't give me the runaround like your "friends" did. Sorry about that, OP. Not to condemn socialization, but being to yourself can be therapeutic. It helps you see a different aspect of humanity, away from the tinted glasses of others.
REAPEROFDC 7
Hahahaha your life does suck
RainbowButtFace 13
I can sympathize.
validator 12
fake friends are just a waste of time