Exclaiming, "first!!!!" is only cool when you're finished doing a virgin.

I thought you was a women at first because you said you crashed your car.... But then you said your ex girlfriend and i was like WTF!?!?! Dammit your a disgrace to the male species, just crawl back into your bedroom and only come out once you have grown a pair of lemons, and then you must wait for your coconuts to shrink so you can only visibly see the leafs. Thankyou for your time, I hope i helped. O and this is officialy the THIRD comment, Someone tell me im wrong? ok

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great call *cheers*. hahhahah . i dont know how people say YDI for things like this... oh well

# 19 is such a douche!! and as for the FML... can you say karma?!

btw number NINTEEN you're not the thurd comment :)

wow.......

Considering this FML comes from Spain, his English could be poor. FHL.

agreed. i clicked ydi jus cuz it was written like this

49- I don't think that's true, because they have this site in other languages, for the people who speak those languages.

Not everyone has a cell-phone.

I read it once and it made sense to me right away.

me too. i understand it perfectly and i kind of like the way he phrased his post.

I don't. The grammar was horrible, which does make it a bit difficult to fully understand what they meant.

It's probably a translation from Spanish. Since he's from Spain...

Um, that was in response to #18. Not sure why it posted it in the wrong spot

yes because everyone all over the world should know PERFECT ENGLISH. *sarcasm*

Finally someone that doesn't complain. :) If you don't understand the FML move on.

lol win^