Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML
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Boon_fml
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first!!!!]
OMG
OMG
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allmidnighteyes
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Exclaiming, "first!!!!" is only cool when you're finished doing a virgin.
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The_Pleb
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I thought you was a women at first because you said you crashed your car....
But then you said your ex girlfriend and i was like WTF!?!?!
Dammit your a disgrace to the male species, just crawl back into your bedroom and only come out once you have grown a pair of lemons, and then you must wait for your coconuts to shrink so you can only visibly see the leafs.
Thankyou for your time, I hope i helped.
O and this is officialy the THIRD comment, Someone tell me im wrong? ok
But then you said your ex girlfriend and i was like WTF!?!?!
Dammit your a disgrace to the male species, just crawl back into your bedroom and only come out once you have grown a pair of lemons, and then you must wait for your coconuts to shrink so you can only visibly see the leafs.
Thankyou for your time, I hope i helped.
O and this is officialy the THIRD comment, Someone tell me im wrong? ok
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sodahhhr
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likes this
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anonymous1091
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great call *cheers*. hahhahah . i dont know how people say YDI for things like this... oh well
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BlueJeans2626
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# 19 is such a douche!!
and as for the FML... can you say karma?!
and as for the FML... can you say karma?!
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BlueJeans2626
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btw number NINTEEN you're not the thurd comment :)
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lolx7
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wow.......
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sweetjeebus
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I'd rather stay in the car...
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1sharpchica
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Shoulda kept walking to the next house.
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Morokea
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Considering this FML comes from Spain, his English could be poor.
FHL.
FHL.
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sexxxtacy
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agreed. i clicked ydi jus cuz it was written like this
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VeganVampyre
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49- I don't think that's true, because they have this site in other languages, for the people who speak those languages.
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catastrophicsock
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"Today, my car crashed" WHAT?! That doesn't even make sense. Either you wrecked it or someone hit you. Also, why didn't you use your cell phone to call emergency services?
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chinCHILLaOUT
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Not everyone has a cell-phone.
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evangldbrg
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I had to read this fml over a few times for it to make sense. There's no need to write it like you're a liturgical scholar or something.
"Today I crashed my car. The only place I could go to for help was my crazy (psycho) ex-girlfriend who wouldn't help me unless I wrote her a poem telling her how much I love her. FML"
...a lot clearer and direct.
"Today I crashed my car. The only place I could go to for help was my crazy (psycho) ex-girlfriend who wouldn't help me unless I wrote her a poem telling her how much I love her. FML"
...a lot clearer and direct.
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lil_cig
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I read it once and it made sense to me right away.
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pingpongdj
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me too. i understand it perfectly and i kind of like the way he phrased his post.
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VeganVampyre
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I don't. The grammar was horrible, which does make it a bit difficult to fully understand what they meant.
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MBSC
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It's probably a translation from Spanish. Since he's from Spain...
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mpangz
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I don't understand this.
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fragmite
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I think you're dumb...storyteller.
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catastrophicsock
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Um, that was in response to #18. Not sure why it posted it in the wrong spot
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Polionixon
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yes because everyone all over the world should know PERFECT ENGLISH. *sarcasm*
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fatherpunk
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Finally someone that doesn't complain. :)
If you don't understand the FML move on.
If you don't understand the FML move on.
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someguy945
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"My car crashed." I love how you blame the car.
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xiaoxaio
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lol win^
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mitis
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haha I thought it was funny! "my car crashed" is just a phrase, i getcha. I lol'd
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Erindub
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So...did you write the poem?!
Violets are blue,
I crashed my car intentionally outside your house because I still really love you but I don't have the courage to admit it to myself and definitely not to you.
Thank heaven for "free" verse.