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By worsethanzombies - / Monday 23 November 2009 16:40 / Spain
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I crashed my car intentionally outside your house because I still really love you but I don't have the courage to admit it to myself and definitely not to you. Thank heaven for "free" verse.

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I thought you was a women at first because you said you crashed your car.... But then you said your ex girlfriend and i was like WTF!?!?! Dammit your a disgrace to the male species, just crawl back into your bedroom and only come out once you have grown a pair of lemons, and then you must wait for your coconuts to shrink so you can only visibly see the leafs. Thankyou for your time, I hope i helped. O and this is officialy the THIRD comment, Someone tell me im wrong? ok

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49- I don't think that's true, because they have this site in other languages, for the people who speak those languages.

"Today, my car crashed" WHAT?! That doesn't even make sense. Either you wrecked it or someone hit you. Also, why didn't you use your cell phone to call emergency services?

I had to read this fml over a few times for it to make sense. There's no need to write it like you're a liturgical scholar or something. "Today I crashed my car. The only place I could go to for help was my crazy (psycho) ex-girlfriend who wouldn't help me unless I wrote her a poem telling her how much I love her. FML" ...a lot clearer and direct.

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