Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
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patticake1601 0
home cooked dinner for first date? little too much for first date, she probably wanted something casual so you could both just talk and hang out for a couple of hours. Don't be so intense next time.
badbunny 0
YDI for not kidnapping her.
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Comments (81)
Mr_Positive 3
how does is make someone a shallow ***** if they have their own set of preferences...mall or concert - who cares? you have a date OP with the girl you really like, no FML here.
iljajlm 4
So go shopping with her. How terrible is must be to go shopping with a girl. It's not all about you and granted it's a lot to just drop for shopping but you said a date with "a girl you really like" and not your girlfriend which implies a first date. That's a bit much for a first date.
DameGreyWulf 1
FYL doubly if she didn't mean with you, buuuuut Seriously, all of that for a first date? I know you want to make a good impression, but jeez man don't tidal wave her. "Shopping" is actually a great way to get to know her; basically all you do is walk around the mall and talk... unless she's one of those stupid bitches who just want a guy to carry all her things, buys only for herself, makes you go into stores you don't want to, and blabbers on her cellphone to her gurrrlfriends all damn day.
meepmeep_fml 0
umm, I don't think you understand how 'that's what she said' jokes work. :-/
greent_fml 0
"expensive haircut" thats already an instant fail. just throw some axe hairgel in there and rub your hands thru it...and voila you look do-able. unless your ugly.
gothchick98 0
What concert????
Youd_laugh_2 0
Damn bitches. Typical, so obnoxious.
Kamens 0
YDI for not putting a period after "shopping."
mariag11 0
hell if youre good looking ill date you
helpmeiamblind 0
OMG what a stuck-up, selfish bitch. I hope she, one day, wakes up without a kidney.