Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
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patticake1601 0
home cooked dinner for first date? little too much for first date, she probably wanted something casual so you could both just talk and hang out for a couple of hours. Don't be so intense next time.
badbunny 0
YDI for not kidnapping her.
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Comments (81)
som_fml 0
She said "hang out". You set up a "date". See what went wrong here? :D
jandrews10 0
Live and Learn. I'm not normally the type to get all ****** up over girls but there was this one chick who was completely out of my league but was definitely feeling me. I mean this chick was like a 12 with these fake **** that were out of this world, gorgeous. Anyway...I didn't play it cool and that was that. Just got all ****** up about her and tried to make things just right and even though I had the best intentions girls just get weirded out by that.
Imranaziz 0
she need shopping before her trip. not along date
kukopia 0
You need remedial grammar and punctuation.
greenfairy_fml 0
see, guys always complain that girls go for assholes. but it works both ways, nice guys always go for most shallow bitches.
Hurt16 0
C try that with me n I'll treat u like a king... that was soo sweet of u.. I hope u took someone else n flaunted it infront of her... I would have showed her pictures n all
hazer 3
If she's not into you to begin with, a bowl cut and some Mayday Parade isn't going to make it happen. Make sure it's a sure shot before you go dropping over $100, otherwise you're just spending your money to creep someone else. Thus, totally deserved.
guy_on_the_couch 0
Well, look at the bright side: You get a good meal, get to go to a cool concert, and look damn good while doing it!
MissSparkie 0
#40, here the only difference between a regular hair cut and an expensive hair cut, is how gay the stylist is :-D
FoundManyLemons 0
If she gives you time restrictions but doesn't come back with ideas about how to work around them, she's probably just not that into you.
Starfire22 5
Ok, so it sounds like you mistook what she wanted. She prob wanted to hang out with you and equated that with going shopping but you took it as "I wanna go on a date with you". If she just wants to do the whole shopping bit with you, she prob likes you only as a friend.