Relatable, Awkward, Fear and Neighbours: Renegade neighbor

Renegade neighbor

By Fuck you, Yolanda! - 19/10/2021 22:00

Today, I have an egregious delinquent neighbor. She is always using internet and electrical services illegally, but is always getting packages from Amazon. Her packages are always left at my place, as she is so afraid of tax collectors, she won't open the door. She gave my billing address without my consent. FML

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Christmas gifts

By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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HOA blues

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 02:00

Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By Becca_Jo - 06/01/2016 04:19 - United States - Caledonia

Today, I found out that the only reason my "friend" comes over to my apartment is so that she can charge her phone using my electricity, because she's too cheap to use her own. FML

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By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML

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Nico Noppe 9

Wednesday 20 October 2021 5:28

So... what you're saying is you're getting free packages?

hunterchik 25

Wednesday 20 October 2021 5:24

Keep the packages. If she says anything, play coy and deny knowing what shes talking about or tell her that the packages weren't delievered

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hunterchik 25

Wednesday 20 October 2021 5:24

Keep the packages. If she says anything, play coy and deny knowing what shes talking about or tell her that the packages weren't delievered

KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12

Wednesday 20 October 2021 5:54

That could be illegal in some jurisdictions. Instead, send them back.

hunterchik 25

Wednesday 20 October 2021 6:31

Shit, you're right. Definitely send them back

Nico Noppe 9

Wednesday 20 October 2021 5:28

So... what you're saying is you're getting free packages?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 October 2021 8:28

I hope she's ordering some cool shit, because you can keep what you want. Make a badge that says IRS on it and wear it on a lanyard. When Yolanda comes to get her packages, she'll see you are a tax collector and will abandon her claim!

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 20 October 2021 14:37

how is she using the internet and electric power illegally? tell her to change her shipping address to her house, or you will inform Amazon that they are delivering packages to the wrong address. also call the police, and have them talk to her. if you are home when Amazon shows up to deliver the packages, simply tell the driver, "she doesn't live here, and stop delivering her packages to the wrong address"