Renegade neighbor

By Fuck you, Yolanda! - 19/10/2021 22:00

Today, I have an egregious delinquent neighbor. She is always using internet and electrical services illegally, but is always getting packages from Amazon. Her packages are always left at my place, as she is so afraid of tax collectors, she won't open the door. She gave my billing address without my consent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 031
You deserved it 95

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So... what you're saying is you're getting free packages?

Keep the packages. If she says anything, play coy and deny knowing what shes talking about or tell her that the packages weren't delievered

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Keep the packages. If she says anything, play coy and deny knowing what shes talking about or tell her that the packages weren't delievered

That could be illegal in some jurisdictions. Instead, send them back.

Shit, you're right. Definitely send them back

So... what you're saying is you're getting free packages?

I hope she's ordering some cool shit, because you can keep what you want. Make a badge that says IRS on it and wear it on a lanyard. When Yolanda comes to get her packages, she'll see you are a tax collector and will abandon her claim!

how is she using the internet and electric power illegally? tell her to change her shipping address to her house, or you will inform Amazon that they are delivering packages to the wrong address. also call the police, and have them talk to her. if you are home when Amazon shows up to deliver the packages, simply tell the driver, "she doesn't live here, and stop delivering her packages to the wrong address"