Love: When love breaks down

When love breaks down

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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patticake1601 0

Friday 20 November 2009 13:44

home cooked dinner for first date? little too much for first date, she probably wanted something casual so you could both just talk and hang out for a couple of hours. Don't be so intense next time.

badbunny 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:44

YDI for not kidnapping her.

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BlackBloodRose 0

Friday 20 November 2009 15:56

aw poor guy stupid bitch

jw90 18

Friday 20 November 2009 15:58

communication is really important in a relationship. she should of told u she didn't want anything fancy but u also should of asked.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 20 November 2009 16:21

This FML is badly written.

athame1983 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:32

ydi for being a psycho-stalker

equinoxe_fml 2

Friday 20 November 2009 16:47

So she probably doesn't like you *that* much. Big deal. Next time, don't try so hard, just go with the flow.

YDI_King 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:51

the people you like aren't obligated to like you. YDI for not getting the hint

idkweird 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:56

Ummm, maybe she needed to get more stuff for her trip. YDI for being so over the top and probably NOT telling her what the evening entailed.

Pyrbaby 0

Friday 20 November 2009 17:36

As a woman, i'd be creeped out. That's the kind of date you plan for annoversaries, birthdays, or proposals. Not the FIRST date. Maybe you should have ASKED her what she might like to do.

hk_fml 9

Friday 20 November 2009 18:32

Why did you take it that far if it's just a first date? Simple things make dates cute. Super planned out and expensive dates are slightly creepy for a first date. You didnt need to get that excited about it xD it's not like you were going to propose to her!