By FML Videos - United States - New York Getting Out of Bed If you're not a morning person, you know how it is. 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML I agree, your life sucks 77518 You deserved it 4719 219 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jlmbull - United States - Lansing Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML I agree, your life sucks 27985 You deserved it 1848 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Sydney The customer is always an ass Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML I agree, your life sucks 27275 You deserved it 1609 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By turdburger - Australia Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML I agree, your life sucks 28043 You deserved it 7039 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my husband ate several slices of pizza and one whole ghost pepper. He then threw up all over the living room, hallway, and pile of dirty clothes in the bathroom before going directly to bed. I had to clean it up. FML I agree, your life sucks 3866 You deserved it 413 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brenden - United States - Massillon Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML I agree, your life sucks 43103 You deserved it 6992 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was told I don't qualify for disability benefits because I'm too young. I get this answer each time I apply, no matter how many lawyers and doctors I get. My mobility is so bad I've become wheelchair-bound and need assistance to bathe. How much worse do they want me to get? FML I agree, your life sucks 3426 You deserved it 164 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AchievementUnlocked? - United States Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML I agree, your life sucks 46230 You deserved it 6429 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML I agree, your life sucks 32039 You deserved it 2692 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML I agree, your life sucks 36818 You deserved it 2413 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FlipYoC - United States Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML I agree, your life sucks 8712 You deserved it 60766 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By need sleep - United States - Severna Park Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 32240 You deserved it 2312 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jenna - United States Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML I agree, your life sucks 32894 You deserved it 5586 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I found my vibrator that I didn't know was missing... underneath my dad's mattress. FML I agree, your life sucks 3069 You deserved it 293 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hypocrite Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML I agree, your life sucks 2306 You deserved it 7375 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By give me an F - United Kingdom - Corby Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML I agree, your life sucks 45619 You deserved it 37406 188 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Single Again - 7/3/2020 06:11 Cunning Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML I agree, your life sucks 2149 You deserved it 120 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By urrrppp - Netherlands Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML I agree, your life sucks 28710 You deserved it 10989 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML I agree, your life sucks 53242 You deserved it 4160 218 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 20:02 Mixed signals Today, I had the girl of my dreams in my bed. She was laughing and smiling, kissing and talking. It was great. Then suddenly she said, "I want to go home; is that rude?" Then she left. I called, but now I'm blocked. FML I agree, your life sucks 2052 You deserved it 239 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jake - United States Today, my mom told me that Walmart had called and I had an interview at 9:30. I went to Walmart. They told me they didn't have any interviews set up. I went back home and listened to the voice-mail on her cellphone. It was the Subway in Walmart. I've been looking for a job for 3 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 28029 You deserved it 5332 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heretique - Norway Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 12476 You deserved it 35273 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whatislife1969 Baby don't hurt me... Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML I agree, your life sucks 3464 You deserved it 236 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By me - United States - Providence Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 22114 You deserved it 1850 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stinky breath - United States - Whittier Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 43553 You deserved it 6564 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Retford Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML I agree, your life sucks 42073 You deserved it 4246 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By friskeyk14 - United States Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML I agree, your life sucks 28623 You deserved it 19031 269 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 88_OP - United Kingdom Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 33362 You deserved it 3940 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - Australia - Perth Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 46528 You deserved it 20185 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mike4444 - France Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML I agree, your life sucks 13614 You deserved it 30372 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thairsha - Japan Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML I agree, your life sucks 24303 You deserved it 4201 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GreenShelves - United States - Lynchburg Today, after staying up late all week to get work done, I arrived at my job having accomplished all my goals. In my sleep-deprived stupor, I completely forgot to bring the briefcase that had all of the evidence of that hard work. FML I agree, your life sucks 20340 You deserved it 2647 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nhanley1 - United States Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML I agree, your life sucks 65575 You deserved it 6214 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AnHoneyMouse Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML I agree, your life sucks 3989 You deserved it 1336 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I Know How to Pick'em - Canada - Beaverton Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 31193 You deserved it 2562 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fbcaught - United States Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 10722 You deserved it 38315 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wtf - United States - Fairfield Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 11197 You deserved it 5804 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LikeAndreTheGiant - United States Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 6774 You deserved it 517 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HelloDrMeAgain Today my girlfriends "sheltered" 15-year-old niece is sharing our tiny home. Shortly after she arrived, I started to pass a kidney stone. I've had 3 hours of vomiting & cold sweating while passing acidic/blood and a stone in absolute agony. The niece is "traumatized". FML I agree, your life sucks 8868 You deserved it 603 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Dared Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML I agree, your life sucks 942 You deserved it 1058 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Phillycheeze | 20 #7712495 - Monday 22 October 2018 20:20 I like cats. I just can't finish a whole one by myself. Send a private message 1 1 Reply
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By Phillycheeze | 20 #7712495 - Monday 22 October 2018 20:20 I like cats. I just can't finish a whole one by myself. Send a private message 1 1 Reply
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Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 577 You deserved it 171 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 991 You deserved it 160 11 Comments