Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Top comments
slaveowner190461 0
at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew
Kervik 0
Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .
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Comments (191)
fxdxhk90 0
Seriously, it's time to add a "who cares" button.
I_am_stupid_also 6
You will have plenty more orgasms and probably plenty more boyfriends.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Why the **** are you complaining? You had an ******. It's not like he quit right before you had it. YDI for being a ungrateful.
metheonlyb 17
Yeah but she did not get a complete ******!!!
The_Cait 0
Practice makes perfect! At least you guys know how to get to that point, now!
lincolnunit 0
sorrrrrrry babe i got tired
finalfantasy7 0
YDI for baking cookies
lastminuteperm 0
Boo hoo It's not like you will never have another ****** Roll over your fat ass and get over it. Have another ******.
hi_from_HI 0
...are we supposed to care?? Lame. Sorry *shrugs*
weloveandrew123 0
maybe he thought he hurt you. well at least he cares about that he doesn't want to hurt you. but it still sucks he stopped when you got your first ******...hope you get another ******:)
Nightfallz 0
WTF is wrong with you. this is not a fml. you are just being a whiny attention *****.