Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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slaveowner190461 0
at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew
Kervik 0
Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .
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Comments (191)
Sturmeh 0
You say you want some more? Well I'm not surprised... ( Business hours are OVER! )
letitbe56 0
BUT I'M QUITE SLEEPY! You're wearing that ratty old t-shirt you got from that team-building exercise you did for your old work...and it's never looked better on you.
Junkson 0
You guys need to grow the **** up and stop using retarded YDI reasons, get a ******* life
lovemebabe 0
that realllllllllllllllly sucks!!!! hate to be u
maddog_fml 0
Why the hell do you stop? Your bf never heard a woman getting a ******?
aquagirl212 0
lol woooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hehehe thats interesting was he a virgin too caz he seems like hes never heard on ******
kukopia 0
FYL 'cause now you have to tell him you were faking all the other times. And what, you couldn't tell him 'don't stop'?!?!? If you can't talk to your sex partner, you shouldn't be having sex!!
captainmetal2344 0
YDI for being a screamer
queenkiwinc 0
When I was 16 I had sex with my brother and he did the same thing. He just stopped when I was about to ******. He said he was scared he was hurting me.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
O.o whoaaaa wait a sec...you had sex with your BROTHER?! INCEST MUCH?! wtf? OP, at least he cared enough to pay attention and stop just in case he WAS hurting you. i'd say he's a keeper for being observant to your needs.
Emma_91 0
O_O congrats. Why are you telling people this again?
jigsaw918 0
#163, don't think that's something you should be saying publicly...
_PurpleLove_ 0
They should have a " Who gives a F***" option....
MsSippi 0
I strongly agree.