Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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slaveowner190461 0
at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew
Kervik 0
Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .
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Comments (191)
oopsie_daisy8446 0
YDI for owning a poodle named Fluffie.
NuclearWinter 0
YDI, you're probably fat or something.
hai_im_bruno 0
some of you people are just ******* stupid.
mdoglover 0
@KumoFF7 We don't need your racist remarks
TerraofDarkness 0
LOL. It sucks, yeah, but it's not like you'll never have another ****** again. Hur....would it be awkward mentioning that I'm a virgin but have experienced an ****** several times? ANYWAY...... Be happy your boyfriend cares enough to stop if he thinks something's wrong. There's a reason we have a mouth. It's called COMMUNICATION, so you should probably be telling your boyfriend this instead of FML.
plexico 4
He probably was afraid you'd catch up. I'm guessing he was up in the ****** Department something like thirty to zero. He realized that once you learn what you're doing, you can have several orgasms for every one he has. Soon, you'll be whipping his ass and he's just a sore loser. ****** Count is the one competition where real men don't mind getting crushed. When your baseball team loses 10-1, that sucks, but when you lose the ****** Game by the same score, fantastic! Shutouts are no good, though :(
voveraite 7
I had mixed feelings about some of your posts so far, but for this one alone, WIN! :D
plexico 4
Thank you. But please try not to take me too seriously. I'm just trying to have a little fun here. If one of my posts makes you laugh, that's great for both of us. On the other hand, if what I wrote pisses you off, just let it slide -- I'm just messing around.
Unregistered 0
wow plexico your #134 post . . . DISGRACE!
plexico 4
OK, for you, and just for you, Unregistered, FMyLife IS my life and anyone who disagrees with me or criticizes me will be hunted down for a beating, or worse. FMyLife is not only my full-time job, but it is my calling as the Lord Almighty commanded me to give up everything else in life and commit myself fully to FMyLife. So, you'd better start laughing or I am going to beat the Holy Hell out of you! (Is that the kind of response you like?)
daarlingdamsel 0
That sucks...that feeling is the absolute worst.
AdamGD 0
LOL HILARIOUS!!!
krew951 0
Im gonna be a troll YDI for having a ******
dikinass 0
what a ****