FML : Today, I was talking to my military brother about him coming home soon. I told him that our parents don't always handle change well, but are excited to...

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Today, I was talking to my military brother about him coming home soon. I told him that our parents don't always handle change well, but are excited to see him. He took that to mean that they don't want him home and to make plans to stay where he is. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 October 2018 13:30 /

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By slkeithh | 6

#7714915 - Saturday 27 October 2018 14:08

.... Then what did you mean?

By whiskey'swino | 10

#7714982 - Saturday 27 October 2018 17:29

Does he not have a relationship with his parents to call them and sort it out?

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By slkeithh | 6

#7714915 - Saturday 27 October 2018 14:08

.... Then what did you mean?

By whiskey'swino | 10

#7714982 - Saturday 27 October 2018 17:29

Does he not have a relationship with his parents to call them and sort it out?

By BloodyButUnbowed | 19

#7715009 - Saturday 27 October 2018 18:50

Do his other plans sound suspiciously more fun than a family visit? Because I suspect you simply handed him an excuse.

By onceuponatime456 | 13

#7715143 - Sunday 28 October 2018 1:04

Were you born completely stupid? WTF did you mean by your parents don't handle change well when he was talking about coming home?

By DarkAngelsBlade | 19

#7716603 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 0:00

Shouldn’t he already know they don’t handle change well? Ya know because they’re his parents too? What the hell?

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