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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Kryometric - 29/03/2015 06:38 - United States - Coupeville

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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SirThuswindburn 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:21

Some people pee when they're scared. And then there's you.

obnum 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:20

Did it fall back into your butt?? O.O

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LunaticsWisdom 2

Monday 28 January 2013 12:34

You should never watch a scary movie... EVER

VScpu 3

Monday 28 January 2013 14:56

Haha that actually made me laugh out loud.

mommy1996 6

Monday 28 January 2013 19:32

Well why not hold it in

thenewlautner 4

Monday 28 January 2013 20:00

How would a roller coaster just stop upside down? A roller coaster moves with momentum and several people have to figure out the physics of it so that it is safe for the public.

Gestpacho88 12

Monday 28 January 2013 20:51

Congrats, it takes real talent to shit up.

zmoney2121 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:41

That sucks dog **** op

Phobic_fml 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 9:09

perhaps roller coasters aren't for you if you're ******** your pants on them. maybe the swings are more your size. or the ferris wheel.

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 29 January 2013 9:37

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

154rct 7

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:21

This is a fake FML A rollercoaster can't get stuck upside down without any media attention. What was the name of the coaster?

TheSirenRose 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:53

Gives a whole new meaning to being scared shitless!

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