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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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EvilLittleGirl 24

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:07

FYL to whoever had to clean up

feven 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:04

That sounds terrifying

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Welshite 39

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:02

It was the clown in the ride wasn't it? They exist only to terrorize innocents.

Zelphoric 25

Sunday 3 May 2015 20:19

Quit clowning around Welshite, obviously it was the prices of carnival food that horrified OP

casey_ct 10

Sunday 3 May 2015 20:28

Clowning around X,D IM DONE

lil_ham1644 29

Sunday 3 May 2015 22:59

Not soon enough

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 4 May 2015 5:31

OP must have hawkeyes to see the prices from all the way up the roller coaster.

Benmantha 31

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:03

The owner must be really pissed off by how boring his ride is, for people to fall asleep on it.

IvyRizzzzoli 25

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:28

She pissed herself because of how scary it was to wake up to that, she fell asleep because of the lack of sleep

deathgrips 17

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:29

I think OP fell asleep either before the ride was about to start or during the slow incline many scary rides have

doodlecloud 26

Monday 4 May 2015 11:48

I think she was probably more scared of waking up upside down than the actual content of the rise...was probably still scary though.

feven 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:04

That sounds terrifying

markotut 10

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:04

That must be imbarising. Feel bad for you op

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:12

*Embarrassing Sorry, I had to.

AWildNoeAppeared 11

Sunday 3 May 2015 20:58

You definitely had to for this mistake

R2Y2 22

Sunday 3 May 2015 22:07

Yeah, you definitely weren't being nitpicky here. I'm hoping English is your secondary language, friend.

MrsHaxxo 22

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:04

I am torn between feeling sorry for you and laughing my ass off x3

starile 19

Sunday 3 May 2015 20:17

Ah, the feeling we all get by reading FML.

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 4 May 2015 5:07

Why not both? Haha

lyricalservant 21

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:05

you pissed on yrself? You did say you were upside down.

PinkiePiePony 19

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:05

Don't worry, this will be a perfect way to train to be a bat. Anyways people get spooked on rides all the time. You're not alone. :)

EvilLittleGirl 24

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:07

FYL to whoever had to clean up

xKrisSmoove 21

Sunday 3 May 2015 21:16

Another FML to OP, gotta clean up the piss off their pants

interesting33 36

Sunday 3 May 2015 22:08

And anyone underneath OP!

whitetiger13131 26

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:11

Wait...if you were upside down when you peed yourself....

tchopper1969 16

Sunday 3 May 2015 19:13

I'm sorry but that's funny as hell

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