Love: Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather...

By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 415

You deserved it 6 892

By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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You deserved it 419

By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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You deserved it 3 214

By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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You deserved it 12 287

Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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You deserved it 1 389

By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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You deserved it 1 993

Teddy is always there for you

By Lunar-Spice - 16/12/2020 04:54 - United States - Midlothian

Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML

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You deserved it 124

By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 714

You deserved it 67 552

By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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You deserved it 4 908

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

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cheezewhizz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

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Melkezidech 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:16

No way?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:17

CHANGE THE ****** BATTERIES AND STFU. Go out there and get some real friends and a life.

thor89 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

I'll be funny if you would call a suicide hotline and no one would answer HAHAHAHa __ •_• <>

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

Emofluffinzhehe 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:34

hah no tea parties for you!

JoshTheMaggot 8

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:38

@psychomerk if your givin the hugs I'll take them XD your hella pretty. but this fmls stupid toys break batteries die. she needs to get a bf the will take her to build a bear and get her a new one. hell I'll take her if she looks like u psycho hahaha

andruha1123 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:01

where is snickerdoodles when u need her?

Fuzzy_Old_Peache 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:01

Lol ftw thor!

Blondie08_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:30

GO back to preschool its rejected brain surgeon

PurpleSquirrel 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:25

roflmfao #19

demon1k 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:49

And then you went to blow your brains out but your shotgun misfired??? FYL

woofis 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:50

well given the circumstances the coincidence must have been quite discouraging

george456 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:22

#19: There was recently an FML where that actually happened.

joshy_boy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:29

i know how u feel...

suppressed08 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:54

You be needing one of those mirror thingymabobbies. :)

akagron 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:01

OP needs a Lilith Mirror so she can expose everybody else to be ugly, so she can get lotsa' friends.

quikwit1212 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:50

@67: Dejected is an actual word. It basically means depressed. Guess who needs to go back to preschool?

ipts 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:03

why does evr1 get mad when people mispell words? maybe they font feel like typin the whole god d@mn word out? and u obviously still know what theyre sayin, so stfu and stop b*tchin

cooluc 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:24

Today, my stuffed animal's batteries died. FML

fudgenick 4

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:59

maybe everyone would like you more if you stopped being so self pitying as to think a stuffed animal rejected you. YOU are rejecting IT by not giving it more batteries :(

lamppost1423 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:42

lamppost1423 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:44

son of a b****

Angi95 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:44

Play in the rain. Weee!!!

alexd10293 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:59

Are you serious? The bear is simply broken, it is merely a stuffed bear, therefore it cannot have feelings. Having said that, I am sorry that your bear is broken.

shlee053 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

that sucksss

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:09

are you a squirter like cythera the **** star ?if not why dont you just hump a pillow until you reach the big o ?

hippiechick96 3

Friday 23 July 2010 8:38

98, that's so creepy, confusing, and random o.o

texas_justice 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

...and the bad news is, no one here cares either.

Nuclear_Ninja 6

Monday 18 April 2011 22:10

Dude shut up. It's obvious he's having a bad day. Im backing him 100%, because I'm going through something similar right now. At least he has friends.

gamegeek42 6

Friday 24 June 2011 22:45

I think op is a girl lol

MrHighRo1995 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:10

Nigga u gay to

teentee401 36

Wednesday 20 August 2014 1:14

You cared enough to comment, 3

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

*squeezes OP*.... wow. you really ARE unlovable :'(

joshy_boy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:00

your sexy :) i want a hug :(

cheezewhizz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

Yeah, same sitch, dude.

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:17

second

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:18

I "recommend" a dictionary :) and a bullet in your mouth.

GeneralCha 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:54

Why would he put a bullet in his mouth? I would understand if you wanted him to shoot himself but just putting a bullet in his mouth will solve nothing =P

bebz_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26

yeah cause you would totally shoot yourself if you spelt a word wrong? note the sarcasm..

MF12 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:01

she wants to shoot him because he RECOMMENDED SUICIDE

IronMaiden45 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:56

dude that Is harsh

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

Invisable_No_one 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

aww its ok i love you :) *hugs OP* .....wait....ew....whats that smell......EW.....im sorry you are too smelly to be lovable.....go shower

TheAbsentOne 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:18

Win.

nazooer 11

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:31

How the **** is that a "win"? Stupid.

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

well maybe if you changed the batteries once in a while, it'd feel loved an would return your feelings.

gagneana000 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

Haha! Loser! Just kidding.... That sucks. At least it didn't grow in to a 50ft Teddy Monster and ate you. Teddy's have INCREDIABLY bad indigestion so you could have been in there for a very very very long time!