Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
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facingforeverr
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change the batteries
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PsychoMerk
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Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9
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cheezewhizz
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Melkezidech
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No way?
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JoshTheMaggot
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CHANGE THE FUCKIN BATTERIES AND STFU. Go out there and get some real friends and a life.
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thor89
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I'll be funny if you would call a suicide hotline and no one would answer
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PsychoMerk
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Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9
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Emofluffinzhehe
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hah no tea parties for you!
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JoshTheMaggot
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@psychomerk if your givin the hugs I'll take them XD your hella pretty. but this fmls stupid toys break batteries die. she needs to get a bf the will take her to build a bear and get her a new one. hell I'll take her if she looks like u psycho hahaha
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andruha1123
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where is snickerdoodles when u need her?
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Fuzzy_Old_Peache
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Lol ftw thor!
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Blondie08_fml
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GO back to preschool its rejected brain surgeon
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PurpleSquirrel
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roflmfao #19
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demon1k
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And then you went to blow your brains out but your shotgun misfired??? FYL
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woofis
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well given the circumstances the coincidence must have been quite discouraging
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george456
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#19: There was recently an FML where that actually happened.
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joshy_boy
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i know how u feel...
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suppressed08
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You be needing one of those mirror thingymabobbies. :)
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akagron
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OP needs a Lilith Mirror so she can expose everybody else to be ugly, so she can get lotsa' friends.
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quikwit1212
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@67: Dejected is an actual word. It basically means depressed. Guess who needs to go back to preschool?
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ipts
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why does evr1 get mad when people mispell words? maybe they font feel like typin the whole god [email protected] word out? and u obviously still know what theyre sayin, so stfu and stop b*tchin
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cooluc
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Today, my stuffed animal's batteries died. FML
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fudgenick
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maybe everyone would like you more if you stopped being so self pitying as to think a stuffed animal rejected you. YOU are rejecting IT by not giving it more batteries :(
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lamppost1423
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s
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lamppost1423
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son
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of a
b****
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Angi95
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Play in the rain. Weee!!!
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alexd10293
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Are you serious? The bear is simply broken, it is merely a stuffed bear, therefore it cannot have feelings. Having said that, I am sorry that your bear is broken.
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shlee053
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that sucksss
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ladiesman14
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are you a squirter like cythera the porn star ?if not why dont you just hump a pillow until you reach the big o ?
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hippiechick96
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98, that's so creepy, confusing, and random o.o
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texas_justice
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...and the bad news is, no one here cares either.
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Nuclear_Ninja
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Dude shut up. It's obvious he's having a bad day. Im backing him 100%, because I'm going through something similar right now. At least he has friends.
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gamegeek42
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I think op is a girl lol
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MrHighRo1995
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Nigga u gay to
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teentee401
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You cared enough to comment, 3
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PsychoMerk
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*squeezes OP*.... wow. you really ARE unlovable :'(
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joshy_boy
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your sexy :) i want a hug :(
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cheezewhizz
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Yeah, same sitch, dude.
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facingforeverr
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second
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PsychoMerk
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I "recommend" a dictionary :) and a bullet in your mouth.
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GeneralCha
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Why would he put a bullet in his mouth? I would understand if you wanted him to shoot himself but just putting a bullet in his mouth will solve nothing =P
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bebz_fml
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yeah cause you would totally shoot yourself if you spelt a word wrong?
note the sarcasm..
note the sarcasm..
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MF12
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she wants to shoot him because he RECOMMENDED SUICIDE
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IronMaiden45
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dude that Is harsh
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Back_In_Action
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Inanimate objects can't feel, so an abstract concept like rejection from a stuffed animal is impossible.
Also, I know that this might be a foreign concept to you, but your friends and family have a life outside of you. Unless this is a recurring situation, get over it.
Also, I know that this might be a foreign concept to you, but your friends and family have a life outside of you. Unless this is a recurring situation, get over it.
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amy397123
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Haha, totally agree.
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cooldude255220
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are you lockwoodkatie?
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cooldude255220
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
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TehFuzzyOne
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^this.
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TheBreaKer_fml
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is spartaa!!!!
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facingforeverr
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lol win 83
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cooldude255220
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point?
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facingforeverr
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change the batteries
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Invisable_No_one
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aww its ok i love you :) *hugs OP* .....wait....ew....whats that smell......EW.....im sorry you are too smelly to be lovable.....go shower
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TheAbsentOne
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Win.
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nazooer
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How the fuck is that a "win"? Stupid.
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KurouTenshi
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well maybe if you changed the batteries once in a while, it'd feel loved an would return your feelings.
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gagneana000
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Haha! Loser! Just kidding.... That sucks. At least it didn't grow in to a 50ft Teddy Monster and ate you. Teddy's have INCREDIABLY bad indigestion so you could have been in there for a very very very long time!