Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather...

By dejected - 28/2/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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By facingforeverr | 0

#899938 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

By PsychoMerk | 0

#899976 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

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By cheezewhizz | 0

#899912 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Melkezidech | 0

#899961 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:16

No way?

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#899964 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:17

CHANGE THE FUCKIN BATTERIES AND STFU. Go out there and get some real friends and a life.

thor89 | 0

#899974 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

I'll be funny if you would call a suicide hotline and no one would answer

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PsychoMerk | 0

#899976 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

Emofluffinzhehe | 0

#900016 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:34

hah no tea parties for you!

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#900021 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:38

@psychomerk if your givin the hugs I'll take them XD your hella pretty. but this fmls stupid toys break batteries die. she needs to get a bf the will take her to build a bear and get her a new one. hell I'll take her if she looks like u psycho hahaha

andruha1123 | 5

#900149 - Sunday 28 February 2010 11:01

where is snickerdoodles when u need her?

Fuzzy_Old_Peache | 0

#900387 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:01

Lol ftw thor!

Blondie08_fml | 0

#900423 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:30

GO back to preschool its rejected brain surgeon

PurpleSquirrel | 0

#900507 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:25

roflmfao #19

demon1k | 0

#900950 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:49

And then you went to blow your brains out but your shotgun misfired??? FYL

woofis | 0

#900953 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:50

well given the circumstances the coincidence must have been quite discouraging

george456 | 0

#901024 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:22

#19: There was recently an FML where that actually happened.

joshy_boy | 0

#901043 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:29

i know how u feel...

suppressed08 | 2

#901227 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:54

You be needing one of those mirror thingymabobbies. :)

akagron | 0

#901240 - Sunday 28 February 2010 20:01

OP needs a Lilith Mirror so she can expose everybody else to be ugly, so she can get lotsa' friends.

quikwit1212 | 0

#901691 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:50

@67: Dejected is an actual word. It basically means depressed. Guess who needs to go back to preschool?

ipts | 0

#902793 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:03

why does evr1 get mad when people mispell words? maybe they font feel like typin the whole god [email protected] word out? and u obviously still know what theyre sayin, so stfu and stop b*tchin

cooluc | 0

#902839 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:24

Today, my stuffed animal's batteries died. FML

fudgenick | 4

#965413 - Sunday 21 March 2010 0:59

maybe everyone would like you more if you stopped being so self pitying as to think a stuffed animal rejected you. YOU are rejecting IT by not giving it more batteries :(

lamppost1423 | 0

#982844 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:42

lamppost1423 | 0

#982846 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:44

son
of a
b****

Angi95 | 3

#2692310 - Thursday 16 June 2011 5:44

Play in the rain. Weee!!!

alexd10293 | 0

#2727643 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:59

Are you serious? The bear is simply broken, it is merely a stuffed bear, therefore it cannot have feelings. Having said that, I am sorry that your bear is broken.

By shlee053 | 2

#899915 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

that sucksss

ladiesman14 | 0

#901135 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:09

are you a squirter like cythera the porn star ?if not why dont you just hump a pillow until you reach the big o ?

hippiechick96 | 3

#1127376 - Friday 23 July 2010 8:38

98, that's so creepy, confusing, and random o.o

By texas_justice | 0

#899927 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

...and the bad news is, no one here cares either.

Nuclear_Ninja | 6

#2368741 - Monday 18 April 2011 22:10

Dude shut up. It's obvious he's having a bad day. Im backing him 100%, because I'm going through something similar right now. At least he has friends.

gamegeek42 | 6

#2751884 - Friday 24 June 2011 22:45

I think op is a girl lol

MrHighRo1995 | 0

#3385448 - Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:10

Nigga u gay to

teentee401 | 36

#6042471 - Wednesday 20 August 2014 1:14

You cared enough to comment, 3

By PsychoMerk | 0

#899929 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

*squeezes OP*.... wow. you really ARE unlovable :'(

joshy_boy | 0

#901482 - Sunday 28 February 2010 21:00

your sexy :) i want a hug :(

By cheezewhizz | 0

#899934 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

Yeah, same sitch, dude.

facingforeverr | 0

#899965 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:17

second

PsychoMerk | 0

#899966 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:18

I "recommend" a dictionary :) and a bullet in your mouth.

GeneralCha | 3

#900048 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:54

Why would he put a bullet in his mouth? I would understand if you wanted him to shoot himself but just putting a bullet in his mouth will solve nothing =P

bebz_fml | 0

#900107 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26

yeah cause you would totally shoot yourself if you spelt a word wrong?

note the sarcasm..

MF12 | 0

#900814 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:01

she wants to shoot him because he RECOMMENDED SUICIDE

IronMaiden45 | 0

#2664382 - Sunday 12 June 2011 4:56

dude that Is harsh

By Back_In_Action | 18

#899935 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

Inanimate objects can't feel, so an abstract concept like rejection from a stuffed animal is impossible.

Also, I know that this might be a foreign concept to you, but your friends and family have a life outside of you. Unless this is a recurring situation, get over it.

amy397123 | 0

#900122 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:35

Haha, totally agree.

cooldude255220 | 1

#900241 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:19

are you lockwoodkatie?

cooldude255220 | 1

#900249 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:20

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

TehFuzzyOne | 0

#900554 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:48

^this.

TheBreaKer_fml | 0

#900897 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:31

is spartaa!!!!

facingforeverr | 0

#901495 - Sunday 28 February 2010 21:05

lol win 83

cooldude255220 | 1

#901642 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:25

point?

By facingforeverr | 0

#899938 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

By Invisable_No_one | 0

#899944 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

aww its ok i love you :) *hugs OP* .....wait....ew....whats that smell......EW.....im sorry you are too smelly to be lovable.....go shower

TheAbsentOne | 0

#901017 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:18

Win.

nazooer | 11

#901047 - Sunday 28 February 2010 18:31

How the fuck is that a "win"? Stupid.

By KurouTenshi | 0

#899948 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

well maybe if you changed the batteries once in a while, it'd feel loved an would return your feelings.

By gagneana000 | 5

#899950 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

Haha! Loser! Just kidding.... That sucks. At least it didn't grow in to a 50ft Teddy Monster and ate you. Teddy's have INCREDIABLY bad indigestion so you could have been in there for a very very very long time!