Love: Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather...

By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 6 739

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 258

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Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 884

Teddy is always there for you

By Lunar-Spice - 16/12/2020 04:54 - United States - Midlothian

Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML

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Castaway

By Anonymous - 21/10/2023 16:00

Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

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You deserved it 121

By Rejected - 16/07/2011 13:28 - Australia

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 758

Waning

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 02:00

Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML

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You deserved it 139

The Crying Game

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 12:00

Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML

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You deserved it 235

By funy_hunie - 02/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML

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You deserved it 238

By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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You deserved it 4 904

By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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You deserved it 12 277

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

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cheezewhizz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

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Melkezidech 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:16

No way?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:17

CHANGE THE ****** BATTERIES AND STFU. Go out there and get some real friends and a life.

thor89 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

I'll be funny if you would call a suicide hotline and no one would answer HAHAHAHa __ •_• <>

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

Emofluffinzhehe 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:34

hah no tea parties for you!

JoshTheMaggot 8

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:38

@psychomerk if your givin the hugs I'll take them XD your hella pretty. but this fmls stupid toys break batteries die. she needs to get a bf the will take her to build a bear and get her a new one. hell I'll take her if she looks like u psycho hahaha

andruha1123 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:01

where is snickerdoodles when u need her?

Fuzzy_Old_Peache 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:01

Lol ftw thor!

Blondie08_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:30

GO back to preschool its rejected brain surgeon

PurpleSquirrel 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:25

roflmfao #19

demon1k 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:49

And then you went to blow your brains out but your shotgun misfired??? FYL

woofis 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:50

well given the circumstances the coincidence must have been quite discouraging

george456 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:22

#19: There was recently an FML where that actually happened.

joshy_boy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:29

i know how u feel...

suppressed08 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:54

You be needing one of those mirror thingymabobbies. :)

akagron 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:01

OP needs a Lilith Mirror so she can expose everybody else to be ugly, so she can get lotsa' friends.

quikwit1212 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:50

@67: Dejected is an actual word. It basically means depressed. Guess who needs to go back to preschool?

ipts 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:03

why does evr1 get mad when people mispell words? maybe they font feel like typin the whole god d@mn word out? and u obviously still know what theyre sayin, so stfu and stop b*tchin

cooluc 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:24

Today, my stuffed animal's batteries died. FML

fudgenick 4

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:59

maybe everyone would like you more if you stopped being so self pitying as to think a stuffed animal rejected you. YOU are rejecting IT by not giving it more batteries :(

lamppost1423 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:42

lamppost1423 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:44

son of a b****

Angi95 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:44

Play in the rain. Weee!!!

alexd10293 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:59

Are you serious? The bear is simply broken, it is merely a stuffed bear, therefore it cannot have feelings. Having said that, I am sorry that your bear is broken.

shlee053 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:09

that sucksss

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:09

are you a squirter like cythera the **** star ?if not why dont you just hump a pillow until you reach the big o ?

hippiechick96 3

Friday 23 July 2010 8:38

98, that's so creepy, confusing, and random o.o

texas_justice 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

...and the bad news is, no one here cares either.

Nuclear_Ninja 6

Monday 18 April 2011 22:10

Dude shut up. It's obvious he's having a bad day. Im backing him 100%, because I'm going through something similar right now. At least he has friends.

gamegeek42 6

Friday 24 June 2011 22:45

I think op is a girl lol

MrHighRo1995 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 8:10

Nigga u gay to

teentee401 36

Wednesday 20 August 2014 1:14

You cared enough to comment, 3

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

*squeezes OP*.... wow. you really ARE unlovable :'(

joshy_boy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:00

your sexy :) i want a hug :(

cheezewhizz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:12

Yeah, same sitch, dude.

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:17

second

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:18

I "recommend" a dictionary :) and a bullet in your mouth.

GeneralCha 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:54

Why would he put a bullet in his mouth? I would understand if you wanted him to shoot himself but just putting a bullet in his mouth will solve nothing =P

bebz_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26

yeah cause you would totally shoot yourself if you spelt a word wrong? note the sarcasm..

MF12 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 17:01

she wants to shoot him because he RECOMMENDED SUICIDE

IronMaiden45 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:56

dude that Is harsh

facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

Invisable_No_one 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

aww its ok i love you :) *hugs OP* .....wait....ew....whats that smell......EW.....im sorry you are too smelly to be lovable.....go shower

TheAbsentOne 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:18

Win.

nazooer 11

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:31

How the **** is that a "win"? Stupid.

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

well maybe if you changed the batteries once in a while, it'd feel loved an would return your feelings.

gagneana000 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:14

Haha! Loser! Just kidding.... That sucks. At least it didn't grow in to a 50ft Teddy Monster and ate you. Teddy's have INCREDIABLY bad indigestion so you could have been in there for a very very very long time!