Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
That's disc-gusting.
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ambowew
| 7
Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.
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iimadoki
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lol. funny
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imlagginglol
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Double kill
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hypnotiq_trini
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lol awww
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afdude87
| 6
lol, unoriginal first comment fail.
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TookaWooka666
| 0
"Oh, shes goin in for the kiss, wait whats that? Frisbee!" *smack*
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RaineLee
| 5
Ouch.
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aquariusangel420
| 0
What an IDIOT SMH
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TinyDude
| 10
that was sweet of u. but, its kinda funny how u got a bloody nose. no offence op.
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dedrater_kool_u
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i now kno how to spell "frisbee"
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mariazzz
| 5
maybe he was trying to avoid the kiss ;)
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
LOL your pic!
and OP at least you have a sweet boyfriend it seems :)
and OP at least you have a sweet boyfriend it seems :)
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nalia18
| 8
or maby its his way of giving an eskimo kiss? o.o
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sterlingarcher
| 1
haha aww :(
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pepelapew
| 0
ouchie
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marinus_fml
| 19
It could have been worse. You could have queefed in your pants.
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largefoofighter
| 0
marinus always looks in the bright side OP
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doyougiveacrap
| 0
i do not know why but i don't likr you
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jrkardamis
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mature
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Livinia
| 11
Maybe he just thinks you're utterly revolting and wasn't jumping for the frisbee but rather jumping away from your lips.
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Sawako7
| 0
Well that was a mean thing to say... :(
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Sawako7
| 0
Well that was a mean thing to say... :(
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grumpybarista
| 0
Yeah, wtf?!
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PassTheDutch
| 0
she said maybe
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grumpybarista
| 0
Oh you're right, I must've missed that. Totally appropriate comment, then.
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endlessman
| 0
...bitch...
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vasses935
| 0
wtf is your problem to be saying something like that?? Did that happen to you?
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
That's disc-gusting.
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damienms
| 0
Hahahaha
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aardvarkish
| 15
Oooooh... Smooooooth...
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mrahhhhh
| 17
Holy crap Irish, I thought you left FML.
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i see what you did there... and i aprove...
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Just checked out for a bit, mrah. Had a gimp winter. But, here I am! :)
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LolMoqz
| 10
i see what you did there :3
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partygril378
| 0
bad joke alert!!j/k ur funny!! and very pretty!!;)(btw I'm a lady)
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nessaface25
| 14
This makes no sense. What frisbee? like a random one? i thought his eyes were closed..?
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waycool
| 10
They were on a picnic :)
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Kawboy
| 1
I agree with #8
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mariazzz
| 5
maybe they packed one for the picnic and he was gonna go get it. Dunno that's how I read it....
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Kawboy
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good point #15
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spoilt_
| 15
agree with 8
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LigerFan
| 1
was he dreaming there was a frisbee?
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ShadyFTW1
| 0
Would have been funny if he shouted FRISBEE!!! as he jumped up and broke his girlfriends nose.
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ambowew
| 7
Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.
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itsmisskay
| 2
Hah! That's totally what I thought. And wth? Did a frisbee just randomly fly by or something. She said his eyes we closed...
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Death_From_Above
| 0
if his eyes were closed how the hell did he know a frisbee was comin at em??
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_Itz_Meena_
| 0
that's what I'm wondering.
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msbritt06
| 0
they probably packed one and he wanted to get it
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Predental
| 5
he was about to get it from their bag. that's what i think