FML : Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that...

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtf1234 / Tuesday 3 May 2011 01:41 / United States

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By TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#2451485 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:09

That's disc-gusting.

By ambowew | 7

#2451502 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:12

Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.

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By iimadoki | 0

#2451416 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:56

lol. funny

imlagginglol | 0

#2451580 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:34

Double kill

hypnotiq_trini | 0

#2451634 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:51

lol awww

afdude87 | 6

#2451675 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:05

lol, unoriginal first comment fail.

TookaWooka666 | 0

#2451789 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:59

"Oh, shes goin in for the kiss, wait whats that? Frisbee!" *smack*

RaineLee | 5

#2451847 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:39

Ouch.

aquariusangel420 | 0

#2452322 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:41

What an IDIOT SMH

TinyDude | 10

#2452785 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:43

that was sweet of u. but, its kinda funny how u got a bloody nose. no offence op.

dedrater_kool_u | 0

#2456095 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:56

i now kno how to spell "frisbee"

By mariazzz | 5

#2451440 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:01

maybe he was trying to avoid the kiss ;)

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2451716 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:22

LOL your pic!

and OP at least you have a sweet boyfriend it seems :)

nalia18 | 8

#2452656 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:14

or maby its his way of giving an eskimo kiss? o.o

By sterlingarcher | 1

#2451453 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:03

haha aww :(

By pepelapew | 0

#2451458 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:04

ouchie

By marinus_fml | 19

#2451467 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:05

It could have been worse. You could have queefed in your pants.

largefoofighter | 0

#2451493 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:10

marinus always looks in the bright side OP

doyougiveacrap | 0

#2452804 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:47

i do not know why but i don't likr you

jrkardamis | 0

#2466073 - Friday 6 May 2011 4:02

mature

By Livinia | 11

#2451478 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:06

Maybe he just thinks you're utterly revolting and wasn't jumping for the frisbee but rather jumping away from your lips.

Sawako7 | 0

#2451927 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:18

Well that was a mean thing to say... :(

Sawako7 | 0

#2451930 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:18

Well that was a mean thing to say... :(

grumpybarista | 0

#2452693 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:19

Yeah, wtf?!

PassTheDutch | 0

#2452776 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:42

she said maybe

grumpybarista | 0

#2452990 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:53

Oh you're right, I must've missed that. Totally appropriate comment, then.

endlessman | 0

#2455488 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:48

...bitch...

vasses935 | 0

#2471924 - Saturday 7 May 2011 10:07

wtf is your problem to be saying something like that?? Did that happen to you?

By TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#2451485 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:09

That's disc-gusting.

damienms | 0

#2451592 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:36

Hahahaha

aardvarkish | 15

#2451727 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:24

Oooooh... Smooooooth...

mrahhhhh | 17

#2451793 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:06

Holy crap Irish, I thought you left FML.

Captain_Obvious2_fml | 6

#2452028 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:50

i see what you did there... and i aprove...

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#2456361 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 8:18

Just checked out for a bit, mrah. Had a gimp winter. But, here I am! :)

LolMoqz | 10

#2459983 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:40

i see what you did there :3

partygril378 | 0

#2461652 - Thursday 5 May 2011 4:55

bad joke alert!!j/k ur funny!! and very pretty!!;)(btw I'm a lady)

By nessaface25 | 10

#2451487 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:10

This makes no sense. What frisbee? like a random one? i thought his eyes were closed..?

waycool | 10

#2451525 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:20

They were on a picnic :)

Kawboy | 1

#2451542 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:23

I agree with #8

mariazzz | 5

#2451562 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:27

maybe they packed one for the picnic and he was gonna go get it. Dunno that's how I read it....

Kawboy | 1

#2451605 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:40

good point #15

spoilt_ | 15

#2451857 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:52

agree with 8

LigerFan | 1

#2452308 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:36

was he dreaming there was a frisbee?

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#2452823 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:51

Would have been funny if he shouted FRISBEE!!! as he jumped up and broke his girlfriends nose.

By ambowew | 7

#2451502 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:12

Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.

itsmisskay | 2

#2458587 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:49

Hah! That's totally what I thought. And wth? Did a frisbee just randomly fly by or something. She said his eyes we closed...

By Death_From_Above | 0

#2451530 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:20

if his eyes were closed how the hell did he know a frisbee was comin at em??

_Itz_Meena_ | 0

#2451620 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:47

that's what I'm wondering.

msbritt06 | 0

#2451706 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:20

they probably packed one and he wanted to get it

Predental | 5

#2451708 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:21

he was about to get it from their bag. that's what i think

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