Music and Annoying: Annoying internal jukebox - FML

Annoying internal jukebox

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 04:00

Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 5 July 2021 4:35

Then google the lyrics you do remember. Something will match.

Jesse Duff 15

Tuesday 6 July 2021 1:13

I've googled lyrics plenty of times and even if it's the same word repeated in a chorus, after a bit of searching, I've been able to find it. I know the frustration well and wish you the best of luck.

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MidnaLink 33

Monday 5 July 2021 4:35

Then google the lyrics you do remember. Something will match.

Jesse Duff 15

Tuesday 6 July 2021 1:13

I've googled lyrics plenty of times and even if it's the same word repeated in a chorus, after a bit of searching, I've been able to find it. I know the frustration well and wish you the best of luck.

kevinwm0 15

Wednesday 7 July 2021 23:08

It stinks when you get a strong stuck in your heeee-ad In your heee-eaaa-ad Sorry Sorry

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