We're bad at this
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In my opinion when girls drink, they are up for more in the bedroom then they usually would be. You never know this girl might just always have sex like this because no one ever told her any different!
Actually, it's NOT bad grammar. Call me presumptuous, but I'm guessing you're talking about his use of "lay." Let me explain: Lie = to lie down. As in, "She lies down to take a nap." Lay = to lay something down. As in, "She lays down the baby so he can take a nap." However, "lay" is also the past-tense form of "lie." So you would say, "He lay down to take a nap yesterday," and it's perfectly correct. So, just for review: "She just laid there like a corpse the whole time." = Incorrect! "She just lay there like a corpse the whole time." = Correct! Therefore, there is nothing wrong with OP's grammar.
I don't get this. Why didn't you just switch positions? Have her get on top...it's impossible for her to "just lay there" from that position (and many others).
Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's good.
Maybe she was drunk and/or high and could barely function in the first place?
Doesn't matter, had sex?
You wouldn't have to worry about explaining lack of semen....as well as avoiding STDs...if you used a condom. If you don't use condoms when you pick up a rando at a club, bad sex is not the worst thing that can happen. YDI just for your irresponsibility.
Maybe she was bored? There isn't a huge amount of feeling vaginally, so good sex for girls involve a lot of foreplay both mental and physical. You can mix it up yourself you know. Switch positions, switch speeds, slow is often better than fast, do some foreplay, talk dirty to her, ask her "do you like it when I do....?"I'm not saying she's not responsible for her own self though. But I wouldn't be surprised if she is probably inexperienced, or inhibited and could use some 'coaching' on how to be a better lover. Just don't ever be a jerk about it - good way to guarantee to ruin future sex.
Oh honey welcome to the world of us girls
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At least she wasn't actually a corpse?
At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"