We're bad at this

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 20:24 - United States - Chandler

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Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
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everton99 16

At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"

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Eleora 19

At least now we know you don't suffer from necrophilia... always gotta look at the brighter side of things.

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Mish000 1

Hard for a woman to get excited about being raped. OP sounds like a date rapist.

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jazzyp424 14

Maybe you didn't do something right...

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stoych 19

If you had been safe (and responsible!) you would never have needed to explain the lack of semen. She just wouldn't have noticed if you went to the bathroom and took the condom off.

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