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In my opinion,YDI. Instead of faking an ******,lying to her and complaining about it here you could have told her something about it. She may have been inexperienced,but if you told her something about it the sex may have been at least a little better,so it's partially your fault.
One night stands shouldn't have to come with instruction manuals lol but maybe that girls mum told her when it comes to sex just lay back and think of England ;)
If she was clubbing and went home with a guy she didn't know... More than likely she wasn't too new to the whole sex scene.
That may have been it.
Being a lesbian doesn't mean she'll just lie there like a corpse
If you're gunna make the guy do all the work you could at least make some noise or something! Sorry OP that must of sucked. Maybe she was super drunk and out of it...
Zombie! D:
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Show it anywayWere you expecting posts about great hookups? This is FML, there's a reason for the name.
You know, some people just don't like relationships. I'm one of them. It can be a huge turn on for some people to have sex with strangers. If both adults are consenting and aware of the risks, who are you to judge?
56, no one said anything about the sex being unprotected
I hooked up with someone and 10 months later we're still happily together :)
We all judge its human nature. Personally I think its just wrong to hook up with someone you don't know. That's how diseases spread. And don't tell me about safe sex, nothing is 100% safe.
Wow...a whole "10 months"??? Try "And married for 5 years" before you try to brag....lol, in about another 1 year & 2 months...maybe they'll be "the one" or maybe you or they will be on to the "next" random hookup...only time will tell.
girls are really big on their virginity before they lose it. so a one night stand virgin is highly unusual. at least where im from it is
26, not always. I actively had to try to find someone who was willing to take my virginity. From personal experience, I've found that a lot of guys aren't willing to have sex with a virgin.
I wonder why? Not it's pretty obvious lol
The least she could have done was moan or use her nails. Or if she didn't want to have sex she could have given you some type of job. Sorry she didn't know what she was doing OP.
On my phone app your gender is showing as female OP, that made this quite amusing. But FYL, even when I'm really not into it I do SOMETHING so its pleasurable for my husband!
Actually it shows that the OP is a guy. Do really think women get vasectomies?
it shows male on my app, I have a Droid
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At least she wasn't actually a corpse?
At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"